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Name- Sarah Z.

Overall cool person

Takes discussion of pie and cake seriously…

Been a while since the last one but, oh well.

Hey there, you peoples. It's been a while. Why? I don't know... Onto the subject matter!

Now, before I get too deep in my complaints: I do not mind rules like letter combinations, or silent E (much), it's just that I want a language in which you pronounce things right the first time.

Now, my complaint this time around is how vowels are each other too often. In Phonics part 2, I mentioned double O (blood and coop, both having different letters that make…

Now, the thing I almost told you about, the reason I had to get these out before December... yeah, not happening. Or, at least, the deadline will not be met, and will be moved into May. Why May? Same reason it was going to be December. Moving on...

Fun coincidence, both of these are about food, they keep correlating, it's nice. This one underwent a little change here, you can read the original at…

I feel like I really need to tell you people what's coming, but it may or may not happen. I might just get your hopes up. So don't get your hopes up about my telling you either.

Here's the thing.

This next one's alright.

Continuing my need to have all the Gregs out before December, here's two more without their Churbles, Grammatical Bomb.

Now, I have an actual subject besides the posts, so it's going to be a moment. I usually launch these posts out with Churbles, Grammatical Bomb, but a special event is coming up, and I need to post lots of these and I can't come up with many more grammatical things to rant about (I've used all the ones I can think of, now). So, just know there'll be more of these and less of others.

To the post, or posts, as…

I can talk and talk about how people in my generation (or further), but one thing I can assure you of is this: I'm not perfect. Nobody is perfect,  and I most certainly am not the closest thing, in fact, I'm pretty sure in this series alone I've made enough mistakes to prove that. So, this is a post about aspirations, for myself, for the world.

There's the main reason this series was made, well, 2 reasons: 1. To show my generation the error of their ways. And, 2. To…

Recently, I talked about accents, there's nothing wrong with them unless you say your accent is the correct way to speak, like that children's book that talked about the silent L in talk and walk.

I had an experience that showed me more on what I think.

I live with a southern accent in my mom. I'm really southern, but without an accent. But North Carolina (where I live, a decently southern state) has a mistaken accent, it's fine, I don't mind it, but the part I despise…

So, given the subject matter of "I think it's about time" and of this post I've gone back and renamed them all "The mystery of Churbles", designed to not follow the back and forth nature of the two other series and tell you about Churbles, as time passes I might make more and more series, be on the look out- don't be.

Back to the subject matter: Churbles is a weird thing really, He is me, I am it, it is a sphere, I'm not. It would take hours upon hours of thinking to think of…

Now, this post is going to have two Gregs because of their similarity and the shortness of the first. First:

Hola, let's do this again, as I wish I could on a schedule. Accents, don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with having one AT ALL- unless I can't understand you, or your not using grammar, then I hate you... not- but this is about when you take it to a new level, such as spelling sentences in such a way to give an accurate, albeit irksome, way to convey a speech pattern, or even- ...well, I'll get to that later.

I'm talking about people…

The last post talked about how Churbles came to be, but this one's about what he has been since: his many names.

Let's go chronologically.

Churbles, just Churbles, the original.

Churbles, Destroyer of Worlds, the original title…

Might turn into a series, but this is story of how Churbles came to be.

It all started years ago, my dad had (and still has) a keyboard, the old thing has a bunch of good sounds, some okay sounds, plenty of bad sounds and, best of all, some really cheesy sounds. I thought not much of it when I saw it, but there's a sound called "Churbles" on it, it's one of the really cheesy ones.

A while later, back when I was writing Greg, the Dog, (as some of you might know) there…

Time for the fifth installment in the series nobody reads about my generation's grammar, and part two of the ongoing series about how English itself is stupid. Previously I talked about Ph and Gh, Gh twice, I before E and the -ctly that's found in many words. Now for new material.

Let's start with two things about the letter W. 1, one. Yes, one. Notice the lack of a W, and how it's sound remains. Why this isn't pronounced like "own" I cannot…