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GAH

You people and your, "Oh Real Life is way better than the internet! Stop messing around with that thing and find fleshy beings to interact with!"

Great! Let me go right ahead and do that...

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Y'know, when people actually like me. Because they don't. Not in Real Life, anyways.

"Oh,…

Apparently I lost my senses for a bit and just picked an actual mythical beast, already in existence, instead of making my own.   So here is what I am going to do: I am going to combine the two mythical beasts I talked about in my last (well, my first) post. The beast is a combination of the Asrai water-mermaid fairy and the Abatwa little ant riding people, and it shall be called . . . . the "Asraibatwa". 

The Asraibatwa is a land and sea-dwelling creature that morphs into from water…

Wow I feel like this is such a significant moment. In the infancy of my membership I am taking the giant step of choosing my mythical beast. There are so many fantastically awesome beasts - its hard to choose one.

Here are my top two and their descriptions, at the end of this post I will say which one I chose and why.

Here we go:

Choice #1: The Abatwa (info from…

I have a YouTube channel and well, a TV show contacted me because I had a video that was doing well and they wanted to interview me. Too cool! I was so excited! Got to do the interview via Skype for Right This Minute. Check it out!

http://www.rightthisminute.com/story/kid-gets-toilet-seat-stuck-his-head

I am a girl who enjoys makeup, shopping, clothes, etc. I also like video games and writing and reading for fun. Some refer to me as a gamer chick. To me, I am just a nerd.

My crazy blonde friend introduced me to Rhett and Link, and I became a stupid Link fan girl. I fall in love with every other guy I see: Jacob the werewolf, Justin Bieber, Marth from Fire Emblem, Link from the Legend of Zelda series, Link from Rhett and Link, a few guys at my school, and always a random guy from the…

O Britain

O Britain!

How you pwn the U.S.A.

O Britain

O Britain!

How I wish I could visit you someday

But unfortunately flights are not cheap

So I must dream of visiting Britain in my sleep

With Doctor Who

And Top Gear too

British television beats America by a mile

Whenever I listen to British bands, I smile

Like the Beatles, Coldplay, Pink Floyd, or Muse

The British win at everything, from accents to…

If cars had feelings--

Well first off, who's to say they don't?

Who says that they can't feel bad or that they can't gloat?

Who says it doesn't hurt for a car to drive on a hot dusty road?

Or if a person scratches the chrome?

Who says cars don't have self esteem?

Who says that it doesn't hurt their feelings when you say something mean?

Like, "What a clunker," or "What a junker,"

Who says it doesn't hurt their feelings?

Who says…

This is a poem about poems

Every line in a poem must be flowin'

Even though that last line didn't really flow with the first

Oh well at least this line isn't worse

Why is everyone on the Komm so poem crazy right now?

It's almost as if everyone has mad cow

Disease, except with a rhyming twist

All the lovey-doveyness is making me kind of sick

So I write poems to lighten the mood

About "love", poems, and even bird poo

And now…

Hello Mythical Beasts!

My name is Zack Russell, and I am a Youtuber from Nebraska. That's right. Nebraska. We have internet there.

Anyway, You all can contact me these places:

My Channel, ZebrA CloaK

Facebook

Twitter

Fan Email:…

Well since everyone's going crazy on the whole poem thing, I guess I will too.

Here's a poem I just composed

I call it "Bird".

O bird

O lovely bird!

How your sweet song soothes me so!

How your bug-infested feathers ruffling in the wind invokes such strong emotion within my soul!

How your poop landing on my stuff pisses me off!

How you so lovingly feed your young by upchucking into their mouths!

O bird

O lovely bird!

lol ur hot lets go out

A couple of years ago, while listening to NPR (yes NPR) I heard about Rhett and Link and thus began my family's journey to Mythicalness.  Having adolescent sons, both of whom have appetites for and some gifts in humor, I was glad to find Rhett and Link whom I (a lady in my mid-40s) could share with them, laugh at with them, and who cover a lot of humor ground while remaining smart and family- friendly.  My 12 year-old and his best bud can do a mean rendition of the Epic Rap Battle  and even…

Rhett and Link are moving and selling all their stuff?!?!?!?!? WHY????

Putting this up real quick before I go to therapy..

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               You were fine.

               You had vanquished it, was doing fine until today.

                Today, you saw it all…

Here is another simple poem that I wrote because I was bored. Nothing spectacular, but I wanted to share it anyways. I wrote this poem based on a personal topic, hope you like it.

The Voice

A bitter chill passes by,

And I feel the loneliness inside.

That constant shadow over me,

A weight that won’t let me free.

I can’t do this on my own.

No one understands, I’m all…

Something I wrote just now. No good, but whatever.

        Normal day, browsing the internet. Find the writing blog that's so popular among them.See my friends' writings. Read.

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       There it is again. Like jumping into a freezing lake. The water rising, slow and black. Turning the blood and breath to ice. The more I read, the faster it rises. I can't move, can't swim, can't fight.

        The dark, hissing…

Doctor:              

           Come on old girl you can do it!  I didn’t mean to call you a lousy TARDIS because you’re the best                TARDIS ever!

                                The doctor ran around the center core pushing buttons, turning knobs, and pulling                                          levers.  The TARDIS shook and mad clanking noises.  Smoke appeared from out of                                          …

It has been about 5 months since my last blog post. So much and so little has changed since then. The main thing is that, I am no longer uncertain, as my last post said I was. I did what had to be done, moving out of a three year long relationship. But then life happened. I now have a new boyfriend, whom I am grateful for. I guess I just want to say to my ex, thank you. It was a great three years, but sometimes you just have to know when  one chapter is ending and when it is better for…