I got so much procrastinating done today.

I will let it slide just this once! Next time you're solidly in terrible-person zone. Thanks. :)

Sounds like you actually got three new jobs, since from what I've heard Breath of the Wild makes you spend as much time as having another one. I've never played it, but if I ever get time to play another long game like that, it's on the top of my list.

Thanks, Jess! I of course go by the CORRECT timezone, but I'll accept the well wishes from your INFERIOR timezone.

How's California?

Good pun, and I don't doubt that you could take me in a fight. The UniSeal, being such a naturally docile creature, is no match for an angered Swamp Chicken, however short it might be. Life's tough in the swamp.

I can see why you'd want to visit the Hobbit houses. Given your height, they'd the be perfect size for you!

You know, writing this when it's -2 outside my thin little walls as I type, I'm having trouble sympathizing with your pain of 30-degree cold. ;) But I guess as a Californian, 30 probably feels like -30 to you, so maybe I'll let it slide.

Four states! I wouldn't have believed it a couple of years ago. At the rate you're going, you may have to up the ante and start -- dare I say it -- venturing out of the country?

What a perfectly timed picture; if you had been a couple hundred miles north, I could have looked up at that moment and seen you!

If you were going to finally venture to the other side of the country, this crazy cold snap is probably the best time for you to have gone. The one time I was in D.C., it was in the dead of July, 100 degrees, and incredibly humid. I would've definitely preferred the snow.

My timezone will always be best, but just think: you'll briefly be in the correct and proper timezone as you fly over the middle of the country. That alone is worth the trip.

I will need documented, concrete proof of this alleged trip, and I will not even entertain the thought that it is true until you've updated me with a full report of your adventures!