Ode to Britain

O Britain

O Britain!

How you pwn the U.S.A.

O Britain

O Britain!

How I wish I could visit you someday

But unfortunately flights are not cheap

So I must dream of visiting Britain in my sleep

With Doctor Who

And Top Gear too

British television beats America by a mile

Whenever I listen to British bands, I smile

Like the Beatles, Coldplay, Pink Floyd, or Muse

The British win at everything, from accents to food.