Bird

Well since everyone's going crazy on the whole poem thing, I guess I will too.

Here's a poem I just composed

I call it "Bird".

O bird

O lovely bird!

How your sweet song soothes me so!

How your bug-infested feathers ruffling in the wind invokes such strong emotion within my soul!

How your poop landing on my stuff pisses me off!

How you so lovingly feed your young by upchucking into their mouths!

O bird

O lovely bird!