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I hate it that animal planet has a show called 'When Animals Attack' when it should be called 'When stupid people go towards dangerous animals'.

Hello everyone! Today I am very happy because.... SCHOOL IS OUT! That means my good ol' american town is now bustling with happy high schoolers, but why is that a good thing you ask? Well its because they don't have to go back to the classroom until August and can do whatever the heck they want! What more reason do you need? Unfortunatly the YMCA pool in my town is closed because they are building a new pool attached to the…

 "The pen is mightier than the sword" is a saying many have often heard, and it refers to the power that literature has to affect the world.  Ideas are powerful things, but can only reach their potential if they are able to be shared; to do this the mind behind the idea needs language.  As with all things human there is a degree of pride and conceit that permeates the world of language, specifically in the area of whose language is better, which one is the most proper and which ones are…

My name is Taco + Hippopotamous....  

I don't know if you guys are aware, but there is a song by The Grateful Dead, an early 60s band, called Friend of the Devil. It describes a man at one point 'spending the night in Utah in a cave up in the hills'. ALSO, Lyle Lovett, whom you mentioned in today's episode did a cover of it on an album called Deadication. I just found it insane the coindidence that you mentioned both circumstances this last show!   

So I’m at Brookshire’s deli and wanting some deli meat. I ask the lady for 8 ounces of turcky . She looks at me stunned. “Our scales only work in pounds.” I blink “So I can only buy a pound?” “No you can get less than a pound, but you need to tell me if you want half a pound or a quarter of a pound.” I chuckle “So if 16ounces is a pound and 8 is half of 16 and I want 8 ounces then….” “Mam I told you I can only deal with pounds how much of a pound do you want?” “You failed math…

Who would be the best superhero in the world????????? you tell me

I do have to agree with Rhett that a road that went downhill would be a good invention, and the other person that said it would be cool if a refridgerator, notice the d? Could spin, but what other things could we improve? It would be really cool if shampoo lasted forever so that you never needed to wash your hair! Also, if scientists created an animal that never....did it's buisness, had to be walked, and never shed or was hungry. Then, you'd have a cute companion that you never would need…

Attention Mythical Beasts! Check out our suggestion for the GMM intro, enjoy! :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjPSdgafp5c

Ok. Here's the deal. There's this I.T project I must turn in really soon and it involves the design of a campaign poster and the use of another media of my choice. It's about cell phone disposal/recycling. I'm struggling with the poster design...I need to know where to start: what would you be interested in seeing in a 1/8 piece of cardboard hanging up on the bullentin board in your school as a campaign poster? I just need ideas...I know you mythical beasts have some peculiar ones. I'm…

Lemmings, lemons, and lemurs

Eat lemon squares in the square

While I try to crack the code.

It's ironic that I leave you a code

To say that I love you

While I rhythm to your riddle.

Breaking skulls and femurs

While dancing with a bear

That's a bad bode.

And the bear rode

In a giant tu-tu two too

Far from the middle

And now I'm stuck here

With a back slipping…

Hello my fellow reader. Now last week I forgot to tell you all but for anyone one willing to read these, I will post 1 blog per week every Wednesday. Hopefully they will be interesting to all of you, keeping my fingers crossed on that one. Anyways The Topic of the Day is connecting across the world.

The Komm is a place for Rhett and Link fans of all shapes and sizes are welcome and anyone from anywhere can join. We are given an opportunity to connect with people all over the world and…

Ohmygoodness! School is almost over with, and yet it seems like the longest part of the whole school year. I've been on summer-mode since last summer ended, and I'm reeeeaaaaalllllyy looking forward to summer. I just gotta keep swimming till the end...

I'm an 18 year old girl from England.  I live near the big city Birmingham (in my accent we pronounce it as Bir-Min-Um) we nickname it Brum for short. My accent classifies me as a 'Brummie' and I'm sure if you google it, you'll hear what it sounds like.

I'm in the last year of my education, I choose to stay on after 16 and complete A-Levels. The course runs for 2 years, so I picked Sociology, Psychology and English Lit.  I break away from the English stereotype, I hate Tea or any hot…

Heya Beasts!

Yesterday, I was at my Idol's place (grandma♥) and she showed me her old jewelries and told me the history behind all of them. I've heard them so many times before, and I'll probably hear them hundreds and hundreds again, but it doesn't matter, I love it every single time.

The majority of every piece includes my granddad. I've never met him, he died before I was born, but it feels like I know him, through grannies stories. It's 23 year…

In the song 'The Motto' by Drake ft. Lil Wayne, one line of the lyrics said 

'Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt! Tunechi!" I think it was Lil Wayne that sang this part. But what does Tunechi mean?