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hey, idk if you guys read this stuff, but i have a five word song title "run away from flying watermelons"

That is me on the real calls to baconbot video i'm at 0:47

Well today is starting off to be a CRAPPY day.

First, I go to the rest room, sit down, Then discover that one of my girls didn't quite make it to the potty in time to poop. It's not a huge mess, it just now on my shorts. So i clean it up and change my pants. The Baby is Crying. I hurry My Pants On and Pick Up little man. I then Discover He was Crying because he filled his diaper, which is now all over my shirt. *sigh* Change the boy and change my shirt. Step out of my Bedroom door to…

         Working as a lifeguard I have been afforded the experiencing many tattooed people where their tattoos are most apparent.  This being the case I wanted to take some time to give advice to the younger minds, though I am not absolutely far removed from you, being only 20, but very close to those who are almost old enough to get them by themselves.  And though I don't have any tattoos myself, I have a pretty good view of what they look like.

 

1. Age:  Though…

Had fun with my final project for Mythology class, created my own mythical creature.  And thus, The Taloned Tromdelos was born.  I even made a stuffed animal for a visual.  There will be pictures once I replace one of the eyes...

Which I did, so here you go :) (you can ignore my totally awesome Pikachu holding the Tromdelos)…

Fellow Mythical Beasts,

I have had an idea truly Mythical!

I've been lookin at the Mythical Shoe, and I keep thinkin to myself "Self, your son would look amazing in a pair of those!" so yeah, Rhett and Link should consider makin em. What do ya think?

I felt the strong urge to share this with you all, considering how utterly odd it was! I have two dogs, a doberman pinscher named Ripley, and a pit bull named Jasper. I need to walk them both at different times because they are so strong. I was walking Ripley just yesterday and some girl walking a Maltese looks at Ripley with "the death glare" and mumbles something. "Excuse me?" I say, stopping quickly in the middle of the sidewalk. "You're dog looks like a ham!" she said, rolling her eyes…

I don't know about you ladies out there, but I've alway wanted Link to do a Golden Advice for Single Girls. So I've decided to start a blog that tackles some of the questions that us girls have about the bizarre species called MAN.

To start off I must admit that I am, as they say in the classics, "hardcore single." (Okay it's not in the classics. I just made that term up.) I've been single for a loooooooong time so when it comes to survival of the single life- I'm…

(To read this post on my blog, please click here)

Without delving too much in to the this-generation-is-going-to-hell-in-a-handbasket mentality, people in general have a lack of respect, but highly demand it for themselves.  Recently on the news two young men threw bricks through a McDonald's window because of insufficient onions on their cheeseburgers, and a man drove his car through the front of…

Ello friends! How's life treating you?

And, I published a writeup of the film on my movie blog, here.

THANKS for being a loyal Good Mythical Morning viewer.  

Here's a free mp3 of our song below...

Right-click/option-click and save-as to download:

The GMM 100…

"Broken glass your fake reflection."- Critical Acclaim by Avenged Sevenfold.

Some of you have heard my tails of my four year old Seraiah. She is the youngest girl of seven kids.  She has a way of being herself and making her own drum beat and not marching to that either.

One Morning while making breakfast I start Passing out the Pancakes. “OH! I Love Pancakes!” shouts one. “I Love pancakes!” Giggles another. “I LOVE…

This is how it is pronounced: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vcHF3hnXco

(so you won't have to suffer through my pronunciation video. that was so long ago and I don't like it)

man!im come'in up with some good ideas lately,on rhett and links wheel they should put "lost in a mythical maze"!!!tell me if thats a good idea to put on gmm(or good mythical morning)

I was just sitting in class today, with my face buried in a book, minding my own business, when the girl sitting next to me is talking to her friends and she's all like "For once I'm actually reading a book!" and her friends are all like "Congrats! I'm so happy for you!" and I pull my head out my book and I'm all like "You should read books more often then. You're a teenager, and you're bragging about reading a book? Shouldn't that be like a regular thing or something?" but of course, i…

I've always wondered this. What would it be like if I were Rhett and Link for a day. Scratch that! They're two people, so if I were one of them. My hair is color is pretty close to Rhett's, but to be honest, I'm a lot more like Link. I order my burger a certain way....no pickles or onions and with a LOT of ketchup and mustard, I'm on the shorter side when I stand next to my BFF, My hair goes down...down down down down down down, My favorite animal is a miniature horse, and well, yeah. So I…

ill take suggestions. Any song you want me to write ill write. just tell me what you want it to be about. and its free.