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The square root of raspberry should be legalized

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Ok I said a while ago that I would put up a clip of me singing a song I wrote about rhett and link. Sadly I don't think that is going to happen since I don't think it turned out very well. BUT I am willing to sing something else! But I need suggestions. 

I have a few in mind and you can pick from them or give a suggestion. ( please be clean)

Ones I thought of:

- Reflection from Mulan

- Defying Gravity from Wicked

-I'm not that girl from…

My mythical beast is the giraffasus. It's a giraffe and a pegasus. Giraffes are the coolest animal because they are super tall and their skin pattern is gorgeous. And pegasus can fly. :)

A flying giraffe is boss!!

Also, I drew it myself in Photoshop because I'm a boss. :)

The Mythical Shoe has a secret code.  It says "City of God" in Morse Code on the side of it.  Pretty Cool huh?

I think I'm gonna stop posting commentaries every time, but this one's great, and I'd be doing these more often if I didn't want to release them the same time as "Churbles: Grammatical Bomb".

I usually write about things accepted in current culture that just shouldn't be, but this is an exception. Phonics, how much there is wrong with you, from contradicting yourself often, to things that just shouldn't be, thus, I write what I'm writing. I have a list, and I hope I remember all of it, otherwise I'll make a part two, or another "comments and notes" thing for this one.

Well, let's start with the thing that bothers me  the most sometimes: The letter F, or rather, the…

im watching a movie cuz im bored and the movie kinda sucks and the oven is beeping, my alarm clock has been beeping all day my food is burning up in the microwave, the radio is on full blast my neighbor is knocking on my door I burnt up a lego man and I just fell face down into a pile of blankets and refuse to get up. that's how I spend my Tuesdays............................just kidding

Ok so I went on twitter today and saw Avril Lavinge and Chad got married! Great news!

So I go to post a reply when i see what @ladyglobalga said " i hope u get divorced soon" What the hell?! I don't think this is the real Gaga. Either way this makes me sick. Why would you say that?! 

Am I over reacting? Is this gaga a fony? Please tell me! Because if this is the real gaga then I am ashamed of this and might have to re-evaluate my thinking of her.

This is my final performance/last day or two. Thank you all that bother to come to my page, and goodbye. Goodbye to all who cares and all who just don't give a crap about much anything. See you on the flip side, and DFTBA.  Rory, at you service, and signing off. *bows for the last time and then walks off the stage*

We are mythical beasts, we have hared interests, clever words and random things we can always have. Whether its two men dancing in a Zebra suit, or rubbing bacon into the toilet, we will always have it and cherish it forever. So raise your pinkies and your glasses and give a mighty mythical "to us" for the kommunity.

*Tips glass*

My heart is exploded into a million little pieces, each with serrated edges stabbing my soul. The pain is unbearable, but greatly cherished, since I am in the least feeling something. My love is greater than anything I know, and impossibly it is growing, more and more, straining me to my breaking point, and pushing me past all odds. But he doesn’t love me. As long as I am allowed the amazing privilege to love him, I am ok. I don’t care if he rejects me. I don’t care if he hates me. I will…

Ok here's the gist: I'm trying to track down a childhood friend but all I have are a first name and place of residence from way back when. His first name is Jerry and I know he liked Power Rangers. He had a sweatshirt for Power Rangers when we were kids. I think he still lives in Pennsylvania but it's been years so he may have moved. If you think you may know him here are the questions he will have to answer:

1. What was our field trip in pre-k which we were the only two posing in the…

i like turtles.

I Currently have been very busy with work.  As so I will be writing another blog coming in the next few days. So I assume this should buy me some time to think of something cool and creative for you mythical beasts out there. Stay tuned and thank you for the views so far I hope to exceed this number 9 by ONE!