Ripley Looks Like A Ham!?

I felt the strong urge to share this with you all, considering how utterly odd it was! I have two dogs, a doberman pinscher named Ripley, and a pit bull named Jasper. I need to walk them both at different times because they are so strong. I was walking Ripley just yesterday and some girl walking a Maltese looks at Ripley with "the death glare" and mumbles something. "Excuse me?" I say, stopping quickly in the middle of the sidewalk. "You're dog looks like a ham!" she said, rolling her eyes and strutting away. Ripley looked at me like he understood. "Don't worry, bud, you look nothing like a ham, she's just mad because her dog looks like a mop." I grumble, then walk away. Now tell me, does a doberman pinscher, a tall, large, lean dog, look anything like a ham!? Honestly, because i don't see it.
For those of you who don't know what a doberman pinscher looks like (this one looks just like Ripley!):

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=red+doberman+pinscher&num=10&...

Do you a see a ham? Because i don't see a ham.
~Auguzombie~