If I was Rhett or Link for a day...and if you were too

I've always wondered this. What would it be like if I were Rhett and Link for a day. Scratch that! They're two people, so if I were one of them. My hair is color is pretty close to Rhett's, but to be honest, I'm a lot more like Link. I order my burger a certain way....no pickles or onions and with a LOT of ketchup and mustard, I'm on the shorter side when I stand next to my BFF, My hair goes down...down down down down down down, My favorite animal is a miniature horse, and well, yeah. So I guess I'd be Link. First, I would wake up, see my buddy Rhett, and do a GMM on what flavor of cake is the best, the wheel wold land on do the "I'm dead move" on the camera guy..sorry I forgot his name, then I would spend some time with my three kids, Lily, Lincoln and Lando, but I would forget about the bunny and poledancing incident and would head to the park. There would be a lady carrying wrapped up in a blanket what seemed like a baby but was really a baby alligator. After I notice it, I would immediately walk back home with my kids. Me and Rhett would work on a caption fail about me losing Rhett's keys to his house and then.. the day would be over. Tell me please in the comments what you would do if you were Rhett or Link for a day.