March 2011 Blog Posts (20)

THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER



Two Different Versions . . . Two Different Morals

OLD…

I've been thinking about a twist on Foxworthy's redneck jokes.  How about this?  "If people think you don't know what a connecting flight is . . . you might be a Rhettneck!" 

Share, anyone?

Maddie asked me to tell her about this... but then she left. So I thought I'd share the pathetic story of my pet life with you. Why did I have such misfortune regarding these things? I'll probably never know, but it makes for an interesting story.

PROLOGUE. We moved around a lot, not more than a lot of people, but still quite a bit. And we know how anti-mammal-and-other-nonmammal-things Landlords can be. So, my dad is allergic to cats and rabbits, an…

This is the WiP intro to a "Cybernoir" story called SOLO X. I wrote this a while back and for some reason couldn't get past this point.

SOLO X

INTRODUCTION

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Why?

How is it possible for us to forget so thoroughly the point of Christ's sacrifice on that cross nearly 2 millenia ago? 

How is it possible for us to ignore the central message of the New Testament?

How is it we've strayed so far from the teachings of a man so gentle and loving his teachings remain the single most far…

             Yeah.... I know it's late. Please don't throw things at me! *cowers*

              Uh, I'm back now, and school is... the same, heh. Not very interesting, but I ordered my class ring! I just might post a picture if you ask politely...

              Nah, just kidding. I will soon. ^^

              Hmm... what else? I've been away from the Komm, and I truly apologise. (See? I DO mix spellings!) I've been distracted, as always, by school and Skype and... issues…

Hey, I am new here.  Two weeks ago, I never heard of these guys.  That may seem hard to believe, but it is true.

I just put up a couple of comments, one on the Superhero group page and another on my own page.  I don't know if I was supposed to do that, but I did.    On the Superhero page, I explained as best I could how I found these guys.  On my own page, I said these guys are magic.  But, I don't suppose I have to tell anyone here that.

Well, that's all for…

 The Bacallo: pronounced “Bake-a-Low” (2 parts buffalo 1 part bacon essence, this mythical creature allures victims to their doom through its mythical sent. Once ensnared, like a sirens song, men’s minds go blank as they begin to quest towards their own destruction)

Legend says the Bacallo was formed when Absalom's prize buffalo Pika fell ill with an incurable disease of bowls. In response, Absalom's trusted friends, along with 30 of King David's mighty men sought out on a…

Hey everyone, if you like to go to where i usually am please come by.

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Youtube

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cheers everyone.

These are thoughts from a new fan. You guys are clean and clever. The sudoku song is great, and the first part of phatdippin right before (I got a deep desire) is brilliant. And finally, both of your facial manipulations are priceless.

These are just a few Ideas for future videos. Take dem for what they are. 

Rhett dunking over Link in Basketball while their children watch.

Link juggling a soccer ball as many times as he can. Then Rhett trying…

I literally just singed up here and immediately I learned something new.

I watched the video that explains how to become a mythical beast in ten steps and I decided to do things in the order it told me to. So, I opened the chat box when I heard this annoying sound. The same bloody noise that has kept me from nerdfighters' page and I just thought that this is some bug in my computer, like it doesn't want to work with the ning. Right then I noticed that it's the sound of a new…

I woke up at about 5:30am to my mom comming into my room saying we could not go because she was ill.  I begged her to take me,  I told her i would do anything.   Still I could not go.  I was very sad because Rhett and Link make it so I can go through a school day of being picked on, laughed at, hit and what not  and come home and watch people make me laugh.  So at about 6:30am I went into my mom's room, and  begged her to take me.  She had lost her voice, but she was able to get…

My sister and my best friend left the Columbus area of Ohio at about 1:00. We arrived at the Kentucky meet-up point at a little before 7, just minutes before Rhett and Link got there. In total, there and back, we drove for about 9 hours. (That's not counting our own rest stops.) Rhett and Link gave us kudos for coming the furthest of all the fans there.

I shall discard all the lovely, but unnecessary, details about our trip like getting lost, trying to figure out how to pump gas,…

right. I've had... I would say about a five year chunk out of my life where I haven't touched any of my paints, pencils, sketch pads, canvas's. not even those scissors that cut insane jagged lines. I spilt some PVA glue the other day. I don't think that counts. there wasn't any glitter near it. SO i have now vowed to dive (toes first) into art, because i miss it! The most artistic thing I've done in this time is change my hair colour several times. This is not good enough. I think this place…

I have been forcibly made aware of something I've probably been subconsciously aware of for some time now. I am no longer my little sister's go to guy for problem solving. Had Dad been alive I'd likely never have been that, but I was once upon a time.  As the years have passed between us so has the distance grown. Though the familial love is still there and strong, the connection has been growing ever dimmer as she's grown closer to her new husband. That is what brought this realisation to…

all a ma homies

crowdin round ma hood

but there aint much room

because it's only a jumper and they don't really tend to have massively big hoods or anything.

ma gangsta bros

climbin in da car

but really I don't own a car, because it's my Mum's and I have to return it by 11pm so I ask all of my friends to be polite and respect the car

dats right: RESPEKT!

all im wantin is a little lovin

well, not really because I…

Loneliness.

That's how I feel.

Well, not really me

But my poor tummy.

Dinner, is so very lonely

if only

I had an ice cream coney!

Here's a song about the woes of my life, and how I feel right now.

Just this evening

My mouth sought freedom

from it's seemingly life-long deprivation

of yummy, yummy food

But then-

A rissol came along

it said, "Hello!

Would you like me in your tummy?"

"Well, OK!"

So into my mouth it went!

Past my esophagus 

it's probably somewhere there now

but soon it will…