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Since it will take me a while to piece together what was happening, I’ll tell the short story of the Paper Shredder of Arthuria. Arthuria was a distant planet several galaxies away, and it was known for its absolute weirdness. What were the beings that resided there? Why, they were a bunch of arcade cabinets. Who did those arcade cabinets eat? They ate salad. Why salad? Because it was Arthuria. Anyways, one day in that insane planet, there lived a little penguin. He was known as the greatest…

“What the hell…” Ray gasped. Luckily, there was no explosion, but only a gigantic crater in the backyard. The fighter jet had to land several backyards away, due to it being a fighter jet. Ray went through the back and saw James and Remey staring in astonishment at the ship. “What happened?!” James shrieked. Ray grinned as he trotted up to him. “Why, my dear James, would an unearthly aircraft crash into our yard? Emphasis on unearthly?” James frowned. “Stop relating your conspiracies to all…

“So, Mrs. Neilson,” James asked. “Oh, just call me Grandma Neilson.” The old lady insisted. “Yes, Grandma Neilson, do you have any food?” Grandma Neilson gestured to a small pantry. James opened up the door, and his eyes nearly burst out as he saw every snack he could ever want. Ray, on the other hand, was exploring the house. He opened the door to the staircase, and he wheezed at the smell of dust and cobwebs. There were four bedrooms, all perfectly clean. However, the bathroom had mold all…

It was a quiet four-day trip from Sussex to Nevada. Only a few conversations were made, and there were no whiney babies. After they arrived in Nevada, they had to take hour-long trip to Remey’s grandma’s house. Remey knocked on the door of the house, and the door opened up to an old lady. She was no different than any other elderly lady; gray hair, wrinkled face, and some kind of gown. “Oh, hello, love!” She exclaimed, giving Remey a hug. “Who are these two?” She gestured to Ray and James.…