Aimée (Queen of the Amazon)'s Blog (9)

This is how it is pronounced: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vcHF3hnXco

(so you won't have to suffer through my pronunciation video. that was so long ago and I don't like it)

Ah, New Year's Eve*... time for obsessive toasts, resolutions that we promise we'll do this time, and, of course, who could do without the cheesy jokes? "I don't think I'll have time until next year!" or, on January the 1st, "Oh, so sorry! I haven't seen you guys since last year." 

Every year we laugh for some…

Rules for New Members

(I make them up as I go along. I'll add to this when I make new rules XD )

Rule 1. Doug is the Chat.

Rule 2. There are a lot of inside jokes on the Komm chat. You'll catch on

Rule 3. Stay on Regularly

Rule 4. Make up rules as you go along

Rule 5. Follow Rule 3.

Rule 6.   There is no Rule 6 (by G)

Rule 7.   No hate!…

OKAY EVERYONE HERE GOES.

This is difficult for me, but be patient.

I was gone, as two or three of you may have noticed.

AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAD A GOOD REASON FOR THAT.

But here goes... 

Wait for it...

 I AM SORRY.

(and I missed you guys)

And...

and...

pause for effect...

I think I'm back.

I think.

It all depends.

On a lot of things.

Including but not limited to myself.

SO…

Okay, I asked my friend for a favorite quote (*cough* just one *cough*) and was sent an 11 page document full of quotes. I shortened it to ten pages so I could print it for free at school, and looked through it. Please note that these were all selected by my amazing friend, and a lot of them are excellent. Feel free to read them. 

If you want to see the document, click…

This is what happens when my keyboard turns American. I mean, I always have it on Spanish *MX( mode... *by the way, I-m not editing when the symbols come out wrong( but recently it decided it wanted to be in English *US( mode so how the hey am I supposed to make all the symbols_ Ugh... there we go again. Good thing the dot is the same. Wait, what do you call the dot_ It-s punto in Spanish. I AM CONFUSED.

>What is that thing_ That-s supposed to be a colon! <This is supposed to be…

Today is your own birthday

And we get to celebrate

The extra year of life

Lived by our friend so great.

We might throw you a party

Even if it's in our heads

I thought of making you a cake

But I wrote it here instead XD

You are such an awesome friend

And I do love it when we talk.

We both like Douglas Adams

And the twenty-four hour clock!

So, to conclude this poem

I would…

Maddie asked me to tell her about this... but then she left. So I thought I'd share the pathetic story of my pet life with you. Why did I have such misfortune regarding these things? I'll probably never know, but it makes for an interesting story.

PROLOGUE. We moved around a lot, not more than a lot of people, but still quite a bit. And we know how anti-mammal-and-other-nonmammal-things Landlords can be. So, my dad is allergic to cats and rabbits, an…

I might as well start doing some explaining.

A few months ago, Ray asked me directly:

"Is the Queen of the Amazon a mythical beast?"

Now, I was unable to answer this, as the question completely baffled me. So I did some digging, some exploring, some cutting through greenery way down there in the Rainforest, and I discovered a simple, but important, fact.

The Queen of the Amazon is a Wood Fairy of the Night. 

Now, in case you're unfamiliar…