My Dumb Keyboard

This is what happens when my keyboard turns American. I mean, I always have it on Spanish *MX( mode... *by the way, I-m not editing when the symbols come out wrong( but recently it decided it wanted to be in English *US( mode so how the hey am I supposed to make all the symbols_ Ugh... there we go again. Good thing the dot is the same. Wait, what do you call the dot_ It-s punto in Spanish. I AM CONFUSED.

>What is that thing_ That-s supposed to be a colon! <This is supposed to be a semicolon.

_And this is supposed to be a question mark.

MY KEYBOARD WON-T CHANGE BACK.

That was supposed to be an apostrophe.

And when I try to make the *at( symbol, nothing happens.

Like... aimee at random email dot com.

*this is supposed to be the first parentheses symbol by the way.

and ( this is supposed to be the second one.

[[ what is this.

why is this happening to me_

COMPUTER.

Ay, Esteban, no cambies...

*oh, Esteban *steve( don-t change!(

This is probably confusing you.

ANNOYING RANT.