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Homes only have crocodile washboards colored alligator yellow.

Domy tylko krokodyla listew w kolorze żółtym aligatora.

Homes le krokodil trakov rumeni aligator.

Homes only crocodile…

Since seven ate nine, seven eight nine ten eleven.

सात से नौ, सात आठ…

Somehow, blue isn't the master of all the numbers. Neither is crocodile.

Так ці інакш, сіні…

Hi! So, what's up? I know, not much. Pretty weird, huh? Random.

Γεια σας! Έτσι, τι…

[Well, the text is not the original. Sorry.]

Hello! So this blog post…

Gubmint and How Gubmint Works For You

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night," so they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" so they created a planning department and hired two people, one to do time studies and another to write…

Ok fellers and fellets, I have question fooooooor you!  And it is most difficult to explain so i'm going to make it as difficulty simple/hard as it can be.  So here it goes.  Glasses.  When people wear them you're either two ways "awww, you look so cute in them" *thats if they don't wear them all the time* or

"hey whats up" because their always wearing them. 

 But when the opposite effect happends, if you always wear your glasses and one day you take them off, or forgot them,…

• Mythical beastly friends if you are reading this that means the old man that lives next to you just added u on facebook.Just calm down and decline him(unless he is crazy). No im joking it means u are intrested in who i am. I'm a 12 year old alein that is enterested in learning how people react and how to become friends with them.these two indvidual people (rhett and link) are our beholders or so called kings. We there…

For those wondering where I've been, well...I've been around, just extremely busy.

Every now and then I poke my head out of the office to chime in with an update or two...

I manage a website called Autisable.com.   It's a site dedicated to help the Autism Community, as we are a part of that community.  My son has Autism.

I've been spending much of my time between a full time job, dealing with drama in our home (home repair), being a husband/father and…

This is what happens when my keyboard turns American. I mean, I always have it on Spanish *MX( mode... *by the way, I-m not editing when the symbols come out wrong( but recently it decided it wanted to be in English *US( mode so how the hey am I supposed to make all the symbols_ Ugh... there we go again. Good thing the dot is the same. Wait, what do you call the dot_ It-s punto in Spanish. I AM CONFUSED.

>What is that thing_ That-s supposed to be a colon! <This is supposed to be…

So my sister in law's friend has a kid who's friends with my neice Eliana now.

It would be cool if every time they see Rhett and Link on the computer screen they laugh really hard.

automatic asains are amazin'

astronamys astoundin,

Brit buy burgers

BBQ briquettes burn boners

cows can

I NEED A VERB THAT BIGGINS WITH B AND RHYMES WITH BURGERS!  

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Today is your own birthday

And we get to celebrate

The extra year of life

Lived by our friend so great.

We might throw you a party

Even if it's in our heads

I thought of making you a cake

But I wrote it here instead XD

You are such an awesome friend

And I do love it when we talk.

We both like Douglas Adams

And the twenty-four hour clock!

So, to conclude this poem

I would…

Hey guys. I need your mythical help!

My cousin Frank's band is in a contest to get to open for Bon Jovi! At the show I'm going to! Seeing my cousin and favorite band on the same stage?! It needs to happen!

All you need to do is go to the link below (scroll past all the videos on the page) and vote for Frank Viele & The Manhattan Project. You can only vote once, and it takes literally 2 seconds.

Spread the word as much as you can! Thank you, it really…