Dea Loca's Blog – October 2015 Archive (4)

What do you get when a tornado picks up a snake, a lion, a horse and an eagle?

One of two things. The first is a confused and disturbed snake, lion, horse and an eagle, and the second is the outcome from all four colliding. This produces a creature which doesn’t really have a name, therefore … are just called … uh … flying beast things … uh yeah.

The flying beast thing … is well … um. Odd. It has three snake heads … the fore body of a lion … rear of a horse…

Puff was a dragon. Not one of these magical kinds who live by the sea or in the lands of Honah lee, but the kind that lived in the forests of Aldershot (which is a town in Hampshire, England), in a tree house decorated with a hole array of fancy treasurers such as sealing wax and a silver plated calligraphy set.

Puff spent his days watching the local barracks.  His favourite place to watch was the parade ground, and on one ‘sunny’ Aldershot day he watched these event…

There once was a cat. She was grey with brown patches upon her fur, and had hazel eyes and a large patch over her right eye, and received the name patches. She lived in a small town in North Carolina called Buies Creek.

Patches was a Cat like most others; she liked to sleep and to adventure the local woodland as well as getting up to mischief. However on one hot North Carolinian summers day, Patches was hunting birds and slowly began to get very hot a tired, and decided to find…

There was a cave, this was a cave like every other in the twenty first century Scottish Highlands. Within the cave dwelled a beast made of shadow. A local village named this shadow Dea Loca, which translates to mean Shadow Serpent.

The people were scared by the shadow as it always came to the village in the cloak of the night and attempted to steal the children of the village (but never succeed due to the invention of the of the light switch and…