May 2011 Blog Posts (21)

Okay, I asked my friend for a favorite quote (*cough* just one *cough*) and was sent an 11 page document full of quotes. I shortened it to ten pages so I could print it for free at school, and looked through it. Please note that these were all selected by my amazing friend, and a lot of them are excellent. Feel free to read them. 

If you want to see the document, click…

GO SCOTTY  MCCREERY!!!!! HE RULES. I LOOOOVVVEEEEE HIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!

          Yo,

Well, There's still nothing going on. My life is pretty much the same every day. I'm chillin on the couch watchin TV. I'm extremely bored. I gotta do a science project too. It's not right to give a project with 15 days left of schhol. Or at least i think its 15 days.... anyways, i gotta go. I need to make a stupid power point on the nervous system. :/

                                                                                                               …

          Yo,

           Just got a profile on this so I'm still gettin used to it. I'm still kinda confuzzled by the whole thing, but it doesn't really matter. I just hope i don't break my mom's latop. I'd get in alot of trouble. DUN DUN DUUUNNN! Anyways, gotta go battery's almost dead.

                                                                       Live on,

                                                                               Max

P.S.…

The Junior Spy Division

Prologue

Victoria falls, Zimbabwe.

Falling.

          That was the only thought in Connor’s mind while he tumbled of the edge of Victoria Falls.  That was the only thing he was doing. Falling. No screaming, no yelling. Just falling.  Connor didn’t know why he…

Steal a style of clothing  from a Rhett and Link song/video?

Well, that's how I see it.  Remember the lyrics to the "Epic Rap Battle"? Well, at one point Rhett says:

"I don’t follow the trends

I'm a style pioneer.

See this turtleneck with a necklace?

You'll be wearing this next year."

What does the lyrics have to do with The Lonely Island? Well, their new album is called "Turtlenecks and Chains". Not only that, on the album…

Homes only have crocodile washboards colored alligator yellow.

Domy tylko krokodyla listew w kolorze żółtym aligatora.

Homes le krokodil trakov rumeni aligator.

Homes only crocodile…

Since seven ate nine, seven eight nine ten eleven.

सात से नौ, सात आठ…

Somehow, blue isn't the master of all the numbers. Neither is crocodile.

Так ці інакш, сіні…

Hi! So, what's up? I know, not much. Pretty weird, huh? Random.

Γεια σας! Έτσι, τι…

[Well, the text is not the original. Sorry.]

Hello! So this blog post…

Gubmint and How Gubmint Works For You

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night," so they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" so they created a planning department and hired two people, one to do time studies and another to write…

Ok fellers and fellets, I have question fooooooor you!  And it is most difficult to explain so i'm going to make it as difficulty simple/hard as it can be.  So here it goes.  Glasses.  When people wear them you're either two ways "awww, you look so cute in them" *thats if they don't wear them all the time* or

"hey whats up" because their always wearing them. 

 But when the opposite effect happends, if you always wear your glasses and one day you take them off, or forgot them,…

• Mythical beastly friends if you are reading this that means the old man that lives next to you just added u on facebook.Just calm down and decline him(unless he is crazy). No im joking it means u are intrested in who i am. I'm a 12 year old alein that is enterested in learning how people react and how to become friends with them.these two indvidual people (rhett and link) are our beholders or so called kings. We there…