I have put myself in charge of the rules

Rules for New Members

(I make them up as I go along. I'll add to this when I make new rules XD )

Rule 1. Doug is the Chat.

Rule 2. There are a lot of inside jokes on the Komm chat. You'll catch on

Rule 3. Stay on Regularly

Rule 4. Make up rules as you go along

Rule 5. Follow Rule 3.

Rule 6.   There is no Rule 6 (by G)

Rule 7.   No hate! Be nice about expressing your opinions! 

Rule 8. Don't kill Jessica. Ever.

Rule 9. Vale is the spell-check. The spelling she says, goes. You may get spell-checked at any moment. Be prepared.

Rule 10. The Komm chat is not for flirting. If your flirting is monopolizing the conversation, I recommend PC. ~ (by Gisela)

Rule 11. Acre is now a verb. GUMBO RULES! (by G, of course)

Rule 12. No trout fishing out of season. Yes, this applies to the Komm.

Rule 13. By order of G, In judging all Komm events, all other things being equal, length and quality of beard is the primary deciding factor as the tie breaker

Rule 14. Don't press and hold enter to spam the chat with thousands of the same message. (by Emily) Also, don't say it was your keyboard if it wasn't. 

Rule 15. Shameless self-promotion is allowed unless the members on the chat ask you to please stop.

Rule 16. If someone asks for input on a decision or choice they make in their life, please do not reply "follow your heart", "it's up to you" or something to that effect. The individual in question is asking for honest and direct personal opinions. (by David~) 

Rule 17. You're allowed to voice your opinions, but if you're being rude or overly-obnoxious you may be asked to stop out of respect for other Komm members.

Rule 18. LOL means "lots of lemons." An appropriate response would be "all the lemons" (by Charlie and edited by me)