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Komma Drama Rama

*sorry about the horribly cheesy title*

Seriously, can we STOP the stupid komm drama?

It's the reason I left for a while and now that I come back, it's worse than ever.

Can we PLEASE just stop it?

Please everyone?

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on December 11, 2011 at 9:51pm — No Comments

humor

you tell me i don't get the joke

but does it just mean that i am

a showoff

just looking for attention?

strange, but

for some reason

i don't find it very funny.

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on October 29, 2011 at 2:03pm — 1 Comment

to others, i'm just...

a friend

an enemy

a daughter

a shoulder to cry on

an addition to an invite list

a nerd

a freak

a show off

a geek

a wannabe

a loser

a teacher's pet

annoying

too outspoken

too quiet

and many others

but among them

not a lover.

 

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on October 28, 2011 at 7:32pm — No Comments

addicted

you're like a drug

can't get enough

even though I know you'll only break me in the end

and every time i overdose

and you kill me

i always come back to you again.

 

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on October 28, 2011 at 7:21pm — No Comments

Hey look an actual serious poem from Gisela

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on October 26, 2011 at 10:40pm — No Comments

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Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on October 23, 2011 at 1:52pm — No Comments

Ode to Britain

O Britain

O Britain!

How you pwn the U.S.A.

O Britain

O Britain!

How I wish I could visit you someday

But unfortunately flights are not cheap

So I must dream of visiting Britain in my sleep

With Doctor Who

And Top Gear too

British television beats America by a mile

Whenever I listen to British bands, I smile

Like the Beatles, Coldplay, Pink Floyd, or Muse

The British win at everything, from accents to…

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Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on September 30, 2011 at 7:24pm — No Comments

If Cars Had Feelings

If cars had feelings--

Well first off, who's to say they don't?

Who says that they can't feel bad or that they can't gloat?

Who says it doesn't hurt for a car to drive on a hot dusty road?

Or if a person scratches the chrome?

Who says cars don't have self esteem?

Who says that it doesn't hurt their feelings when you say something mean?

Like, "What a clunker," or "What a junker,"

Who says it doesn't hurt their feelings?

Who says…

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Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on September 30, 2011 at 12:02am — 1 Comment

A Poem About Poems

This is a poem about poems

Every line in a poem must be flowin'

Even though that last line didn't really flow with the first

Oh well at least this line isn't worse

Why is everyone on the Komm so poem crazy right now?

It's almost as if everyone has mad cow

Disease, except with a rhyming twist

All the lovey-doveyness is making me kind of sick

So I write poems to lighten the mood

About "love", poems, and even bird poo

And now…

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Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on September 29, 2011 at 11:41pm — No Comments

Bird

Well since everyone's going crazy on the whole poem thing, I guess I will too.

Here's a poem I just composed

I call it "Bird".

O bird

O lovely bird!

How your sweet song soothes me so!

How your bug-infested feathers ruffling in the wind invokes such strong emotion within my soul!

How your poop landing on my stuff pisses me off!

How you so lovingly feed your young by upchucking into their mouths!

O bird

O lovely bird!

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on September 29, 2011 at 7:54pm — No Comments

My very deep and passionate love poem

lol ur hot lets go out

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on September 29, 2011 at 7:45pm — No Comments

Stuff

Okay so two things:

My name, Gisela, is pronounced (don't laugh) jiss-ell-uh.

My mythical name, Unizimander, is a mix of unicorn, kneazle, and Charmander, and is pronounced yoo-neez-uh-man-dur

Wheeeeee~

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on August 30, 2011 at 10:49am — No Comments

Story time

Once upon a time, there was a place called Earth.

On Earth, everyone was happy and everyone got along and no one wanted for anything.

There was no such thing as depression or cutting yourself or hurricanes or bad parents.

Everything was good.

The end.

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on August 29, 2011 at 7:12pm — No Comments

Okay seriously what's with all the advertising spam on the Beast blogs page from this Michael dude Go away Rhett and Link do all the advertising that is needed here

Okay seriously what's with all the advertising spam on the Beast blogs page from this Michael dude

Go away Rhett and Link do all the advertising that is needed here

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Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on August 28, 2011 at 10:03pm — No Comments

Idk I'm bored

So here ya go.

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on August 28, 2011 at 10:01pm — No Comments

Hey I'm blogging

Hey I'm blogging

Added by Gisela Lamont (Unizamander) on August 20, 2011 at 4:43pm — 3 Comments

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