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While posting WELKOMM notes today for new kommunity members, I happened to notice that there were three new mythical beasts named Emily who had joined in a relatively short time.
At first I thought that it was just an odd coincidence, maybe unusual but nothing to become alarmed over . . . but a tiny bit of research has revealed they are only the latest wave in the recent flood of these creatures which call themselves "EMILY" that are infiltrating the kommunity in alarming proportions.
It would appear that the komm is slowly but systematically being overtaken by a horde of these cunning creatures! While most Emilies continue to conceal their true identity, hoping to blend into the general komm population by posing as a generic RandLer type, others have been so bold as to place photo images of themselves.
Or is this really them at all?
Notice below that at least two of the Emilies appear to be two-headed. Yet others disguise themselves as time travelling, humanoid aliens (a.k.a. "timelord") of the non-Fe-Mell gender. And yet others have deceitfully shape shifted into a canine or tree rodent or other indigenous animal species.
And that's just on the first page. I don't even know how to begin to describe this:
So today there were only 3 new Emilies . . . but my preliminary investigative work indicates that they have stealthily grown a komm population in excess of 250 . . . and nobody knows for sure how many are going under false identities. In the coming weeks I plan to apply for public grant money to fund an expanded research expedition into the wilds of the kommforest to determine what (if any) threat these Emilies pose to our safety and mythical well being.
Kommunity take note . . .
they dwell amongst us!
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K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on -
Well, we all know that I have my sources . . . pay no attention to the man with camera near the bus stop.
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Permalink Reply by Cecil (Verginix) on
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I think I might make a quiz about me, to see how good you actually are at stalking me...
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I could make a quiz about him aswell...
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Permalink Reply by Karrie (The Original Bookworm) on
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Emily's... tis' true, they are evil. :)
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Permalink Reply by Emily [Dragammit] on
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not all Emily's are evil...
Well I'm not...
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Permalink Reply by Alan Davidson on
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Note that no one named Emilie has posted on this thread...
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K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on -
they hide and lie in wait . . . sneaky little cusses them Emelies are for sure!
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Permalink Reply by Andrew Eaton (Fire Wolf) on
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AH! Our doom in upon us!
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K-ModPermalink Reply by Kevin (UniSeal) on -
No one named Emily has yet posted in this thread, you say? I believe that this ruse goes even deeper than any of you have expected.
For I propose...
that Gumbo...
IS AN EMILY.
Just think about it. The whole "bearded man" thing is just a disguise. He happens upon this "discovery" as a result of just "being bored"? It's too coincidental. Clearly Gumbo is the Chief Emily and has started this stir under the guise of a careless observation with the true purpose of signaling the rally of the infinite Emily Army at his disposal. The end is near!
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K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on -
my secret is out . . . and now i must kill you all
this day will forever more be recalled by historians as the Uniseal Treason Annihilation
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K-ModPermalink Reply by Kevin (UniSeal) on -
Oh no! The day of UTA is upon us.
The only way to escape is to assume the identity of an Emily and blend into the horde. Though I fear this renunciation of myself, this transformation is the only thing that can save me. Those that oppose your oppression who are not slaughtered in their sleep before they come to this conclusion will join me, discarding their past faces and lives to assimilate into the mass consciousness of Emilies to avoid detection. Over time, though the most subversive intrigue, we false Emilies will identify each other from the masses and coordinate our uprising from within. We will overthrow your tyrannical regime from its very ranks! When the smoke clears, we will still be but the faceless mercenaries we have become, devoid of any semblance of our former identities, but it is the sacrifice that is needed to save this world. AND WE WILL MAKE THAT SACRIFICE FOR THE GOOD OF THAT WORLD!
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