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So here goes rap number 1!

Mells Vs the fee's what's it gonna be? We are gonna see, which one of these will prevail, if you lose you are in loser jail,
We all feel compelled to win, so this will make the competition begin! But remember we are all friends!
So will you reply in time, we have got to fly, don't pout we are just calling you out. So give us a shout if you want to rap out!

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You Fe-mells all dissing the mells and me
But im pretty sure you cant stand up and....yeah!

KEATON OUT! WORD!
Oh dear Mells...
Try to weaken all of us with all your childish bashes.
But we've got Y'all wrapped around our fingers, like when we bat our Lashes.
you can't touch this our awesomeness, and before your headache crashes.
Remember, fearing all of us, not to play with matches.

The fe-mells got it down.
And all you Mells just keep on drownin'
We don't mean to shut You down.
but with this you can't keep brownin'/
Now I'm gonna say, you girls are ok, maybe more but hey, you girls so nice and yes you are cute, and yeah, you can cook better ta'boot! Now Cara yo, listen friend before you begin, this will be a nice end, now miss EC I have to laugh everytime I read your raps, but I'm not gonna tip the hat to the other half of humanities growth, why because it was both, Now my idea didn't really flow, so take a look at what I say, I hope it shakes, I'm still gonna be nice, so ladies now, let's all get down, let's think of different things, yeah you are right, I got NO beat! But for some, that's a treat! I totally would love to see, a video of fee's dissin' me! Yeah I started this thing, and no I don't wear bling to fling around. So listen guys I know this won't fly by with you, you refuse to admit, that the gals are pretty and nice, you know, made from sugar and spice! and that's all right, I think it odd, that with everything that's goin' on! I really was expecting the guys to chicken out, of the little nice rap out! But listen fee's! you're disappointing me! I can see that yes, us guys are like shrubbery! But seriously! You are all so nice, but you are getting a little to much of a fight! We all need a little respite from the fight side of this life, if you can't be missin' all of this guy dissin' then go do something friendly tonight! Now I ain't gonna rap at you with harsh words, why? Because it's not right, can't say something mean about the gals, I'm just hopin' they throw in the towel, you say our group ain't original? Well it ain't! I was asked to pass that out, be a Fe-mell to be exact, they said to do it not me! I could care less of any stress, but take a guess gals, you are all pretty and have inner beautiful too! So come now, dis this! Cause I'm talkin' about you!
Miss EC's in the house
Bringin' raps old school
All these rappers got me thinkin'
This Kommunity is so cool!

Spontaneous fun
Can't get my work done
Keep going back in to
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This one is for Jack,
He wanted Fe-mells to attack
A rap without a diss,
So I'm givin' ya this.

Whatcha think? How'd I do?
Do you think that I'm cool?
I got more rhymes
Than I have time!

And one last thing
That I would like to add,
Hope to see you all at the live Kast
That would be rad.
Ok, time for the Dragon to enter in...

burnin' your words up like it's kin-dlin'...

You fe-mells may have the concept down, but it's time for the ryme that'll blow y'all down...

now...check it...

You may be hot and fly and have a dope ride...

and Some mells may even run and hide...

But you'll need to try harder to get the sound down...

'cause you just Lost this round.
I say,
we all just call it fare.
After all equals no worse for ware....
Aight now ladies, you're trying to call it off,
But my rhymes that you cant beat, you laugh and you may scoff,
The non-dis raps by MissEC are ok, but I'd rather play with the thoughts that come my way...

Landshark is a beer, (I'm sorry to the kids),
but this whole idea is sitting on some skids.

The rapping's been stepped up so Jack just you wait a sec,
because my thoughts on here are gonna give em heck.

The Internet rap game is gonna go down,
because the big JHenry is gonna throw now.

You don't want none of this, MissEC and Catie,
Cause you know its gonna, get really dicey.

The mells are gonna rock the world and wiin this Kast,
so don't think your rap dreams are gonnnna last.
The men win with ease and I'm gonna be pleased,
cause the new linkastokracy is looking to me...

I'm gonna rock the RhettandLink Kast
like nobody ever wanted, Cause nobody asked.
The enjoyment comes from boys cause the girls are so sad,
and the kast has made about just all of them mad.
Now listen here, the mells aren't here to tie, to say otherwise would be a lie,
Yes right here I'm a guy, I really hope R&L think this is great, if they were to hate I would debate,
Maybe we will inspire them with our great debate, to the kast I dedicate,
No girls don't tempt fate, to win this thing you are too late, so here we go, let me show you the way of losers ok?
So here I say, I started this rap, not to attack, I am the one to begin and here I end it, reply if care to share what you dare to say!
This just in,
Justin my friend,
There's a big old dent
On your Landshark comment.

A Landshark goes back
To the seventies, jive
From a little show called
Saturday Night Live

The cleverest shark
That is known to man
Knocks on your door
With a candy-gram.

But don't open the door
Yo, don't be a fool!
The Landshark tricked ya!
Now you're a bloody pool!

No worries, your claim
That a Landshark is a beer,
You're too young to remember.
Still wet behind the ears!

Word!
I'm sorry but i gotta rhyme on this, something that was said one time,
You say that we can't cook? Well that's not all true, now don't get blue cause I'm tellin' you,
Men have survived the years on only Raman noodles, roasted poodles and apple stroodles!
So think of the facts of your attack before you act! I am Jack and I just had to say that!
Jack told your girl that Rhett said "hey!"
"why'd you have to go and close the battle that way?"
He sent me here to re-initiate
The terrible raps we had going to date
I'm back to say that last night we learned
That mells can't rap, and femells, we earned
The rap battle title...just barely, but who wants to question?
When you're ready, we'll be here, but let me make a suggestion.
Be easy with your rhymes, don't make 'em too severe
The mythical beasts can be fragile 'round here.
Emily you're right, our raps weren't all that, but let's take a re-cap!
The only reason the Fe-mells were ahead, was Aly & Cate, that we can't debate,

The response from the gremlim with two heads some guys started to dread,
She put most of our raps to bed, and then led the girls ahead,
With that being said, this rap battle isn't yet dead!

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