There are over 6 billion people in the world. All of them are saying things. Throughout history, people have said many things. One must try very hard to come up with something completely original. Something...that's never been said.
Internship is kinda like a big handful of chocolate turtles. If you squeeze it long enough and hard enough, all the chocolate will melt and you'll just have a sticky handful of peanuts.
Well, they say that if you yell loud enough the phone will ring, sometimes it is even predicted! (I'll holler at you later!)
I am a strong believer in the porcupine theory, that the world is sugar coated.
As I slowly embroidered on tea towels the picture out my window of the growing accumulation of snow, I realized that I could never capture the sight of the RandLer I just saw flee across my lawn.