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You Know You're a Scrooge IF... PART II
Top Ten Favorite Holiday Activities of a SCROOGE . . .
Number 10
Inviting a grunge band to sing Christmas songs at a senior citizen’s center.
Number 9
Beginning your thank you notes with, “I enjoyed returning your gift…”
Number 8
Yelling “Merry Christmas” as you cut off a car to get to the last parking space at the mall.
Number 7
Unscrewing another bulb from your neighbor’s string of outside Christmas lights each day.
Number 6
Turning off the radio whenever someone starts to sing along with a Christmas carol.
Number 5
Mailing children’s letters to Santa without postage so they come back Return to Sender.
Number 4
Throwing snowballs at the Salvation Army bell ringer.
Number 3
Biting the heads off gingerbread men and leaving the bodies behind.
Number 2
Giving a child a toy requiring assembly and refuse to assemble it.
Number 1
Kissing people under the mistletoe, even when you know you have the flu.
Number 10
Inviting a grunge band to sing Christmas songs at a senior citizen’s center.
Number 9
Beginning your thank you notes with, “I enjoyed returning your gift…”
Number 8
Yelling “Merry Christmas” as you cut off a car to get to the last parking space at the mall.
Number 7
Unscrewing another bulb from your neighbor’s string of outside Christmas lights each day.
Number 6
Turning off the radio whenever someone starts to sing along with a Christmas carol.
Number 5
Mailing children’s letters to Santa without postage so they come back Return to Sender.
Number 4
Throwing snowballs at the Salvation Army bell ringer.
Number 3
Biting the heads off gingerbread men and leaving the bodies behind.
Number 2
Giving a child a toy requiring assembly and refuse to assemble it.
Number 1
Kissing people under the mistletoe, even when you know you have the flu.
Comment
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Comment by Bob Caron on December 15, 2009 at 12:48pm
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All of these Grinchy things involve acting out against Christmas or raining on someone else's parade. Are you still considered a Grinch if you just avoid Christmasy things and spend the holiday by yourself without any TV or radio to spoil it for you?
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Comment by Cheryl Causey (SeaHorseWhiperer) on December 15, 2009 at 12:22pm
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Excellent addition to the list, Gumbo123!! :)
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