You Might Be a Scrooge IF... PART III

Top Ten Gift Ideas of a SCROOGE. . .

Number 10
Order a scale that screams “Get off!” for the office receptionist who’s always on a diet.

Number 9
Buy best friend a copy of "How to Be Your Own Best Friend".

Number 8
Boxes of pens pilfered from the office will make great gifts!

Number 7
Send a copy of "Final Exit" for someone in the nursing home.

Number 6
Instead of Eau de Toilette…give bottles of the real thing.

Number 5
Get a gift certificate to The Hair Club for Men for that bald guy at work.

Number 4
Library books make perfect gifts!

Number 3
Cover empty soda bottles with “Fresh Air” labels. (Everyone loves a homemade gift!)

Number 2
Shop for last minute gifts at the 7-Eleven on Christmas Eve.

Number 1
Buy water balloons to throw at Christmas carolers.