You Know You're a Scrooge IF... PART I

Top Ten Clues That YOU Might Be a SCROOGE ...

Number 10
After speeding through a big slush puddle to purposely splash Christmas carolers, you can’t help but smile.

Number 9
You tell children that Santa’s home and workshop melted because of global warming.

Number 8
Instead of Frosty in your yard you have an abominable snowman ready to attack.

Number 7
Your idea of a great Christmas dinner is a McDonald’s Extra-Value Meal.

Number 6
You tell a child that Santa and Mrs. Claus are getting a divorce.

Number 5
Whenever you hear “Ho, ho, ho,” you yell “Shut up already!”

Number 4
While at your parent’s house for Christmas dinner you tell your mother that she “ain’t no Martha Stewart.”

Number 3
You won’t watch out, you cry and you pout. You don’t care WHAT Santa’s list says, you’d rather be naughty than nice any day!

Number 2
You think Bob Cratchit was a whiner and that Tiny Tim was faking it.

Number 1
Within earshot of little kids you announce that the reindeer steaks for dinner are ready and that the cherry on top of the Christmas pudding is really Rudolph’s nose.