"Life is like falling off a cliff, fun while it lasts but when you hit the bottom, you die."- Sharkrates

Final excerpts from the journal of a mad scientist from the future

July 5 (I Think) 2050

I woke up this morning in a rather dismal, but creative mood, I thought, "in a Distraught world whose pain, suffering, and nuclear warfare see no

end, What avenue of survival do I, a man of small stature,

and no means of defense, Have? Should I call upon a Henchman? Gather cronies? Hire a body guard? no, none of the former, minions! at last a spark…