Uncle Arthur's Virtual Front Porch

I've just moved into the neighborhood and so glad you stopped by...have yourself a glass of "virtual" sweetea and sit a spell. I hope to be settled in before too long. I've been rolling around the world for about 48 years, and in that time I've seen, heard and done a whole lot of things. Before I catch the boat to the other shore I hope to see, hear, and do a lot more things, too. Who knows, maybe we will see, hear, and do them together. In the meantime, help me get to know more about you, too. Stop back by often and tell me what you think of the place as i get it set up.

BEANS & RICE (to the tune of Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)

Beans & rice
Beans & rice
Fill my diet completely

Wheat & meat
I can't eat
Beans & rice work so neatly.

Though we all know beans will give you gas,
It won't last forever!

Beans & rice
Beans & rice
Taste delicious together.

A. Turbyfill
circa 1999