101 Uses for a Dead Chia Lincoln

In homage to one of the greatest cartoon collections of all time . . . 27 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list . . . 101 Uses for a Dead Cat by Simon Bond is a bestselling collection of macabre cartoons depicting the bodies of dead cats being used for various purposes, including pin cushion, boat anchors, sharpening pencils and holding bottles of wine.. The book was promoted with the tag line,

Since time immemorial mankind has been

plagued by the question,

"What do you do with a dead cat?"

So . . . what other uses can you find for a Chia Lincoln

that just won't grow hairy sprouts like it should?

Get the poster here: 101 Uses Poster.JPG

and here is a clear, high resolution Chia Lincoln for all

you budding photoshoppers out there:

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Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by Levi Brinkerhoff (El Taternater) on June 20, 2013 at 3:42pm

Ward off vampires

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on June 20, 2013 at 3:53pm

WHAT?!?!

Permalink Reply by Levi Brinkerhoff (El Taternater) on June 20, 2013 at 3:54pm

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on June 20, 2013 at 4:11pm

. . . but Chia Lincoln is dead . . . he could only hunt vampires if he were alive (or undead)

Permalink Reply by Levi Brinkerhoff (El Taternater) on June 20, 2013 at 4:20pm

Aye, but the wee statue, with the likeness of Mr. Lincoln, would strike fear into the hearts of all blood-suckers near and far.

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on June 21, 2013 at 11:38am

Sorry Tater, but my feeble mind cannot grasp this one based on Dead Chia Lincoln's physical limitations:

He's dead (see above)
No arms . . . unable to wield the weapon of choice (wooden stake and mallet)
No legs . . . I guess he would really "hunt" but only fight vampires that come into close proximity of wherever he happens to be placed

If you can illustrate this one in a manner that is reasonable (yet mythical) I will accept it and hold open the coveted #101 spot on the list.

Permalink Reply by Levi Brinkerhoff (El Taternater) on June 20, 2013 at 3:43pm

church steeple

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on June 20, 2013 at 4:13pm

Well, okay, but he's only about 5 inches (13cm) tall . . . it's going to have to be a fairly small congregation

Permalink Reply by Levi Brinkerhoff (El Taternater) on June 20, 2013 at 4:23pm

"What is this? A PLACE OF WORSHIP FOR ANTS?!" (See Zoolander)

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on June 21, 2013 at 11:30am

Well, okay then.

Permalink Reply by Levi Brinkerhoff (El Taternater) on June 21, 2013 at 4:36pm

hahahaha

Permalink Reply by Elysium {NekoYoukai} on June 20, 2013 at 3:56pm

I have a couple of ideas!

I was watching Rub Some Bacon on It and thought Chia Lincoln would make a great bacon holder.

Perhaps he would also make a nice trailer hitch. Great way to show you are a part of the Kommunity, while also being functional.

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