101 Uses for a Dead Chia Lincoln

In homage to one of the greatest cartoon collections of all time . . . 27 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list . . . 101 Uses for a Dead Cat by Simon Bond is a bestselling collection of macabre cartoons depicting the bodies of dead cats being used for various purposes, including pin cushion, boat anchors, sharpening pencils and holding bottles of wine.. The book was promoted with the tag line,

Since time immemorial mankind has been

plagued by the question,

"What do you do with a dead cat?"

So . . . what other uses can you find for a Chia Lincoln

that just won't grow hairy sprouts like it should?

Get the poster here: 101 Uses Poster.JPG

and here is a clear, high resolution Chia Lincoln for all

you budding photoshoppers out there:

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K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on March 21, 2013 at 5:56pm

Sorry, but a regular Chia Lincoln (with growing chia hair) is a pet . . . this one is DEAD!

Few people enjoy having a DEAD PET.

Permalink Reply by Justin Philips (hastrman) on March 19, 2013 at 7:27pm

Well, as a fan of tasteless jokes, how about they use it to store bullets or empty shells?

Maybe use it as a base for the microphone?
They could also use it as a regular pot for a plant, grow grass in it, then cut the grass to give lincoln a mohawk, because a president with a mohawk is the best president.

K-ModPermalink Reply by Gumbo123 on March 21, 2013 at 6:23pm

Now then, we'd hate for this to turn "tasteless" . . . wouldn't we?

Since the original location on the set of GMCL was right in front of the microphone, just about every screen capture pic you would do appears to be a base for the microphone (see #58 above for illustration).

But I do like the idea of growing some grass for a mohawk . . . might as well make it a healthy hairdo and get some WHEAT GRASS out of the deal . . . #59