you can forget about the ZOMBIE apocalypse

While posting WELKOMM notes today for new kommunity members, I happened to notice that there were three new mythical beasts named Emily who had joined in a relatively short time.

At first I thought that it was just an odd coincidence, maybe unusual but nothing to become alarmed over . . . but a tiny bit of research has revealed they are only the latest wave in the recent flood of these creatures which call themselves "EMILY" that are infiltrating the kommunity in alarming proportions.

It would appear that the komm is slowly but systematically being overtaken by a horde of these cunning creatures! While most Emilies continue to conceal their true identity, hoping to blend into the general komm population by posing as a generic RandLer type, others have been so bold as to place photo images of themselves.

Or is this really them at all?

Notice below that at least two of the Emilies appear to be two-headed. Yet others disguise themselves as time travelling, humanoid aliens (a.k.a. "timelord") of the non-Fe-Mell gender. And yet others have deceitfully shape shifted into a canine or tree rodent or other indigenous animal species.

And that's just on the first page. I don't even know how to begin to describe this:

So today there were only 3 new Emilies . . . but my preliminary investigative work indicates that they have stealthily grown a komm population in excess of 250 . . . and nobody knows for sure how many are going under false identities. In the coming weeks I plan to apply for public grant money to fund an expanded research expedition into the wilds of the kommforest to determine what (if any) threat these Emilies pose to our safety and mythical well being.

Kommunity take note . . .

they dwell amongst us!

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