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KBE: Give 30 reasons why you shouldn't destroy a book
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Permalink Reply by Sara (Squinchilla) on
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Why you shouldn't ____ a book?
Why you shouldn't eat a book? Why you shouldn't destroy a book? Why you shouldn't set a book on fire a book? Wait, that last one didn't work.
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Permalink Reply by Ben Stanley (MondoRabbit) on
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Why you shouldn't blend a book. Why you shouldn't waterproof a book. Why you shouldn't spoon-feed grape jelly to a book.
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Permalink Reply by SusannahTzcuza(UrWorstNightmare) on
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Sara (Squinchilla) said:
Why you shouldn't destroy a book was the question. Srry bout that ^^".Why you shouldn't ____ a book?
Why you shouldn't eat a book? Why you shouldn't destroy a book? Why you shouldn't set a book on fire a book? Wait, that last one didn't work.
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Permalink Reply by Ethan (Vivid Wyvern) on
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It took all my power to try not to quote the Reading Rainbow theme, but here's one: they help you get away from it all. That's why I read. It takes you to a place where you have no problems, and sometimes, that's the best thing you could want.
(Sorry it's not that funny, but this is serious thread to me.)
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Permalink Reply by Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) on
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1) You can build small structures out of them.
2) Balancing them on your head can improve posture.
3) Reading them can prevent boredom.
4) Reading them can also improve your vocabulary.
5) Useful information may be obtained from them.
6) They may also contain pretty pictures that you can look at.
7) They can be used as a makeshift clipboard.
8) Filling bookshelves with them will give guests the impression that you're more intelligent than you are.
9) If you're ever in an awkward situation, you can whip out a book and pretend to read so that nobody bothers you.
10) A thin book may be used to remedy a wobbly table.
11) A hard book may be used as a weapon in case of emergency.
12) Bugs can be squished with them.
13) Books can be given as gifts.
14) You can sell them on Amazon for cash monaaay.
15) If you're exceptionally short, you can sit on them to reach a high table.
16) They can be used to create fancy pants art installments.
17) Large books can flatten wrinkly documents.
18) Small children can be entertained with them.
19) Heavy books may be curled to strengthen your guns.
20) You can improve your sense of self-worth by donating them to the needy.
21) Textbooks can be used as makeshift hammers.
22) Boring books can be read as a sleep aid.
23) They can be used as doorstops.
24) Standing on them can make you feel taller.
25) You can hide them in people's pillow cases to confuse them.
26) They can be incorporated into the opening of secret passageways.
27) One can be used as a trivet.
28) They can be used in place of a yoga block.
29) They can be used in aerobic step exorcises.
30) If you're in an exceptionally windy area with a bunch of loose papers and no other heavy objects on hand, you can use a book as a paper weight.
If you destroyed them... you couldn't do any of these things. : (
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Permalink Reply by Philip (Groffgryphon) Austin on
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Please explain number 19 to me.
Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) said:1) You can build small structures out of them.
2) Balancing them on your head can improve posture.
3) Reading them can prevent boredom.
4) Reading them can also improve your vocabulary.
5) Useful information may be obtained from them.
6) They may also contain pretty pictures that you can look at.
7) They can be used as a makeshift clipboard.
8) Filling bookshelves with them will give guests the impression that you're more intelligent than you are.
9) If you're ever in an awkward situation, you can whip out a book and pretend to read so that nobody bothers you.
10) A thin book may be used to remedy a wobbly table.
11) A hard book may be used as a weapon in case of emergency.
12) Bugs can be squished with them.
13) Books can be given as gifts.
14) You can sell them on Amazon for cash monaaay.
15) If you're exceptionally short, you can sit on them to reach a high table.
16) They can be used to create fancy pants art installments.
17) Large books can flatten wrinkly documents.
18) Small children can be entertained with them.
19) Heavy books may be curled to strengthen your guns.
20) You can improve your sense of self-worth by donating them to the needy.
21) Textbooks can be used as makeshift hammers.
22) Boring books can be read as a sleep aid.
23) They can be used as doorstops.
24) Standing on them can make you feel taller.
25) You can hide them in people's pillow cases to confuse them.
26) They can be incorporated into the opening of secret passageways.
27) One can be used as a trivet.
28) They can be used in place of a yoga block.
29) They can be used in aerobic step exorcises.
30) If you're in an exceptionally windy area with a bunch of loose papers and no other heavy objects on hand, you can use a book as a paper weight.
If you destroyed them... you couldn't do any of these things. : (
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Permalink Reply by Joel & Misti (jismoelti) on
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She means you can use a heavy book like a weight. Aka, weightlifting with books! So instead of curling with a 5lb dumbbell, use a book! Some people use full milk jugs.
Philip (Groffgryphon) Austin said:Please explain number 19 to me.
Tylar (Tylwyth Teg) said:1) You can build small structures out of them.
2) Balancing them on your head can improve posture.
3) Reading them can prevent boredom.
4) Reading them can also improve your vocabulary.
5) Useful information may be obtained from them.
6) They may also contain pretty pictures that you can look at.
7) They can be used as a makeshift clipboard.
8) Filling bookshelves with them will give guests the impression that you're more intelligent than you are.
9) If you're ever in an awkward situation, you can whip out a book and pretend to read so that nobody bothers you.
10) A thin book may be used to remedy a wobbly table.
11) A hard book may be used as a weapon in case of emergency.
12) Bugs can be squished with them.
13) Books can be given as gifts.
14) You can sell them on Amazon for cash monaaay.
15) If you're exceptionally short, you can sit on them to reach a high table.
16) They can be used to create fancy pants art installments.
17) Large books can flatten wrinkly documents.
18) Small children can be entertained with them.
19) Heavy books may be curled to strengthen your guns.
20) You can improve your sense of self-worth by donating them to the needy.
21) Textbooks can be used as makeshift hammers.
22) Boring books can be read as a sleep aid.
23) They can be used as doorstops.
24) Standing on them can make you feel taller.
25) You can hide them in people's pillow cases to confuse them.
26) They can be incorporated into the opening of secret passageways.
27) One can be used as a trivet.
28) They can be used in place of a yoga block.
29) They can be used in aerobic step exorcises.
30) If you're in an exceptionally windy area with a bunch of loose papers and no other heavy objects on hand, you can use a book as a paper weight.
If you destroyed them... you couldn't do any of these things. : (
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Permalink Reply by Mack (Alrokabeesk) on
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1. Books didn't do anything to anybody, ever. XD
2. They do not float.
3. You can use books...as currency...for pie. Yeah, I have no idea.
4. Books have one-sided discussions with you.
5. Book hold more than just stories.
6. Books can be used to edumacate you. XD
7. You can use them to keep your laptop from overheating, when you're on the Komm.
8. Rhett and Link probably read books.
9. Todd and the Book of Pure Evil....would not exist. ....T3T
10. You can make a fort out of them. I mean if you have enough.
11. In the Day After Tomorrow, they burned them. You could do that. Though you would be still destroying them. ...It's a vicious circle!
12. Half or more than half of the movies in the world. Would. Not. Exist. Whoaaaa
13. They could be used as a weapon of mass destruction.
14. You could use them in a puppet show.
15. They could be a stand for your camera, when you want to take a picture of yourself but you don't want to look like you're from myspace
16. There would be no point to library cards!
17. You can use them to press flowers and leaves.
18. You can expand your vocabulary.
19. They can teach you how to cook.
20. You can use them as a stool to help you reach that thing on the top shelf of the kitchen cupboard.
21. You can wear one as a hat.
22. You can prop one up and sleep behind it during class.
23. Books can be used in those really awesome PythagoraSwitch thingies.
24. You can use them as a bat for paper baseball.
25. Books make very good dance partners. .....psssh I don't know that from personal experience, what are you talking about? hah....heh. Oh dear.
26. They help you facebook. Literally.
27. Books can act as shields from other books, that are weapons of mass destruction.
28. Books can help you think of reasons, not to destroy books.
29. Books can glitter. ....Glitter is funtimes.
30. You can use one to "Wake Someone Up". -smack- XD
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Permalink Reply by Jared (pengrus) on
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because books are informational, good, entertaining, helpful, shall i go on?
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"Because reading is an act of translation—taking seemingly random scratches on a page and turning them into a story in your head—a book is, more than any new media, a co-creation of reader and writer.
And as reading changes, that mustn’t change. We must preserve that magical moment when the space between you and me evaporates, and we are all of us making a story real together. Bells and whistles are all fine and good, but the writer must not leave the story behind, and the reader must not be allowed to abandon her responsibility as cocreator: she, and she alone, can make a story real."
- John Green (author of Looking For Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, Paper Towns and Will Grayson, Will Grayson)
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Hehe, I just noticed that I said 'aerobic exorcises'... I meant exercise! That would be one ghostly workout.
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1. Books have information that can be useful to anyone.
2. Books are a good passing time.
3. Your imagination can grow.
4. Books connect to our lives.
5. Books share the ideas of others.
6. Books can be shared with friends
7. Books can teach us a lesson.
8. Books record lives of others such as Adeline Yeh Mah
9. They remind us of how lucky we are to be able read unlike our ancestors who only few could read
10. Books teach us science
11. Books teach us histroy
12. Books teach us arts
13. Books teach us EVEN math
14. Books open the creativity world to children.
15. Books tells how someone feels.
16. Books tell a tale that can be passed down easier than words.
17. Books hold our vocabulary.
18. Books show beauty of nature in words.
19. Books help calm the mind sometimes.
20. Books puts a suspense in us.
21. Books are what hold dreams of authors.
22. Every book can fit someone.
23. Books are our friends.
24. Books make us wonder what's around the corner.
25. Books show us how WE hurt others sometimes.
26. Books teach us words we might have never known.
27. Books challenge us in life.
28. Books bring people to connect in ways.
29. Books make us giggle.
30. Books make us cry.
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