Video 12 ~ "Wal-Mart Song Live"

Read the Introduction first!

"Wal-Mart Song Live"
Published July 24, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GXjcE4gy7g

"One...Deuce...Three...Four..." xDD

First let me say that I totally agree with this song and I love Wal-Mart.
(I'm not one of those people who argues that wal-mart is killing...something-or-other
Now then. ^^
I would love to learn how to play the harmonica. Link plays really well, and it doesn't seem too difficult...I guess it's just learning what notes are where...

I don't get the line about "Russell Crowe 86 14 dudes on 17 different Tvs—all at once."
I get everything but the "86 14 dudes" part, could somebody explain that to me? ^^'
And I've never seen Gladiator, but it was clever to include the quote within the song, and it was actually relevant. x]

Theodore sounds like a cool guy (He also sounds like a majority of the greeters at Wal-Mart). x]
...Wal-mart greeter is not a job I would like to have, for the sole fact that you actually have to talk to people...Dx

I love the line about a "5 gallon jug of Grape Gatorade-Don't playa hate" simply because the rhyme was genius. xD
Actually, the whole song (And all of their other songs) are the same way. x]
I also love Link's hand motions for this line and the next line, "At pharmaceuticals—gotta get beautiful, I pick up a little tool for pushin' back my cuticles," (Another awesome rhyme x]) which makes me wonder if all his motions are choreographed, or if he comes up with them on the spot. I wouldn't doubt if it's the latter. xD

Was this song before or after they came up with the Velcro song? Either way, I appreciate the reference. x]

I believe Wal-Mart should take this as their new slogan/song -
"Roll back those prices and roll back the doors
Where else can I get a gold chain and smores
In one trip. Thats it; its Wal Mart.
Roll back those prices, Ill roll up my sleeves
Where else can I get sparkplugs and cheese
At a decent price? No where but Wal Mart"

IT'S SO TRUE. xDD


EDIT:
Maaan, I just got back from Wal-Mart, and I forgot to bring my phone so I could take pictures and post them here! Dx
Oh well. x]