The '80s broke my brain?!

Me: "In the '80s!" "I had a big boom box!" "In the '80s!" "I calculated with my watch!"
Amber: in the 80's...i pooped my own pants?
Me: That doesn't rock
Amber: i tried
Me: In the '80s, I busted my head on a TV set, dancing to Star Search
Amber: i...pooped my pants?
Me: I got a Christmas tree knocked onto my head!
Me: ....A lot of head injures in my '80s
Amber: haha, it explains so much.
Me: HEY!
Amber: bwahaha
Me: I also fell down the stairs, multiple times, and hit my head against a rocking chair... multiple times
Me: That might explain my poor motor skills on my right side...
Amber: see!



My sister was a bad babysitter.