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Greg, the Dog, a look back: Introduction, and Introduction.
This text is blue so the other can be black. As some of you may know, I used to have a comedic blog named Greg, the Dog. It was good, fun to write, and had a schedule I could never keep, as you'll see in later posts. I'm sad I can't do any more with it, I had a great plan that stretched over a year, but I lost interest in writing it. This is for looking back at the past, and at the end of each post I'll give my comments. Who knows, I might just start writing the thing again when I'm done with the look back series. . . I doubt it. Anyway, now for the first one, Introduction.
Introduction
I am Greg, the dog. Hi. I was diagnosed with M.D.D. (Major Depression Disorder) by the local veterinarian. This is the blog that will keep me from killing myself; so read it.
As you might have guessed, I eat kibble. Breakfast. . . supper. . . that’s it. Sometimes just supper. My owners aren’t too terribly good at remembering to set out the kibble sometimes. They’re lazy when it comes to responsibilities that involve me.
Oh, look. Right on time. . . the local squirrel. Jim, taunts me from three inches outside my reach. I’m chained to my tree, like many dogs. If only. . . I don’t think anybody would notice if Jim were to. . . disappear.
Nope. Still can’t reach him.
That’s all I have to write for now. I guess I’ll try again next week. *Sigh*
It's nice and shows you the beginning, that's it. and for the record, I won't have a schedule for these, but you'll tell when I missed them way back when.
Hoping you're reading this,
Peyton/Churbles.
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