It was February 42; a very slick day. Rhett and Link set off lots of gassy fireworks; 8472 "morons" and 3701 "shimmying mustaches ". They were having fun when two "morons" launched into Link, who shrieked in agony. Link's corneas were on fire! "Help, Rhett! Excelsior!!" But Rhett turned away, abandoning Link.