Confusion.

I was watching my hair song and I thought to myself "My hair goes up. . . no, it goes down, er. . . it's shaved so it does both? this is getting old DECIDE! um. . . NEITHER! or BOTH! that isn't what I meant. . . oh, well. I'll just post about it, R-h-e-t-t-a-n-d-l-i-n-k-o-m-m-u-n-i-t-y-dot-com, enter. My page, make a new blog post. What should I say? OH, I know "

I was watching my hair song and I thought to myself "My hair goes up. . . no, it goes down, er. . . it's shaved so it does both? this is getting old DECIDE! um. . . NEITHER! or BOTH! that isn't what I meant. . . oh, well. I'll just post about it, R-h-e-t-t-a-n-d-l-i-n-k-o-m-m-u-n-i-t-y-dot-com, enter. My page, make a new blog post. What should I say? OH, I know "

I was watching my hair song and I thought to myself "My hair goes up. . . no, it goes down, er. . . it's shaved so it does both? this is getting old DECIDE! um. . . NEITHER! or BOTH! that isn't what I meant. . . oh, well. I'll just post about it, R-h-e-t-t-a-n-d-l-i-n-k-o-m-m-u-n-i-t-y-dot-com, enter. My page, make a new blog post. What should I say? OH, I know"

I was watching my hair song and I thought to myself "My hair goes up. . . no, it goes down, er. . . it's shaved so it does both? this is getting old DECIDE! um. . . NEITHER! or BOTH! that isn't what I meant. . . oh, well. I'll just post about it, R-h-e-t-t-a-n-d-l-i-n-k-o-m-m-u-n-i-t-y-dot-com, enter. My page, make a new blog post. What should I say? OH, I know "

I was watching my hair song and I thought to myself "My hair goes up. . . no, it goes down, er. . . it's shaved so it does both? this is getting old DECIDE! um. . . NEITHER! or BOTH! that isn't what I meant. . . oh, well. I'll just post about it, R-h-e-t-t-a-n-d-l-i-n-k-o-m-m-u-n-i-t-y-dot-com, enter. My page, make a new blog post. What should I say? OH, I know "

Then I stopped to wonder if anybody saw the secret message. . .

Stay mythically beastly.