Bedtime story!

"Okay Rhett, lay your little head down it's time for a bed time story. Once upon a time, there was a Little boy named Rhett.."

 "Rhett."

"..and he wanted to be a engineer when he grew up.."

 "That's me."

 "..So he went out in his backyard with a red pencil.."

 "Yea."

  "..And he drew on everything that he could find."

  "And then I met a dragon..?"  

 "Then a dragon showed up.." 

  "Yea." 

  "..and said.."

   "And I got to ride on him?"  

 "No, He said I'm going to eat you because you're not wearing your hard hat. And then he ate the little boy named Rhett. Then he digested him and he pooped him out.." 

  "..Oh.."

 "And he was asleep.." 

  "..I'm gonna have nightmares.." 

  "Thanks for joining us today.. Have sweet dreams everybody!"  

This was seriously so funny to me...