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AAAAHHH CAFFIENE





During the daylight


There’s a lump in the bed


Groggy , tired , aching


I drag to awaken


Where’s that Caffeine?



Off to the shower


Seems like I stood in the tub


Arms, resting, water beating


Life back into me thinking


Where my coffee?



All right I’m finally dressed


Not to impress just clothes


I normally run around in


Radio’s blaring


I’m still missing that cup-o-joe?



The Tha-thump of the skateboards


Idle conversations going on


And the traffic sounds below


Beneath my bedroom window


The roasted coffee jar empty Shit!



Sadly I’ll switch to herbal tea


Which doesn’t do a damn thing for me!


Healthier doesn’t mean better


No Cola or Mocha Java


The urge for Caffeine groans and grows



Got a “Complimentary Cup” of


Not-Good-but-hot Coffee


Drank it up before I realized


Damn it, It’s Caffeine Free


This Shit only happens to me?



Daylight is hurting my eyes


The noise hurts my head


As I hurry through my day


So I can retreat to bed


The Hours drag on without me



I’m dreaming I go open up the door


Good God What do I see


A counter top full of


Mountain Dew, Cola


And a Giant tin of Roasted Coffee

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