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AAAAHHH CAFFIENE
During the daylight
There’s a lump in the bed
Groggy , tired , aching
I drag to awaken
Where’s that Caffeine?
Off to the shower
Seems like I stood in the tub
Arms, resting, water beating
Life back into me thinking
Where my coffee?
All right I’m finally dressed
Not to impress just clothes
I normally run around in
Radio’s blaring
I’m still missing that cup-o-joe?
The Tha-thump of the skateboards
Idle conversations going on
And the traffic sounds below
Beneath my bedroom window
The roasted coffee jar empty Shit!
Sadly I’ll switch to herbal tea
Which doesn’t do a damn thing for me!
Healthier doesn’t mean better
No Cola or Mocha Java
The urge for Caffeine groans and grows
Got a “Complimentary Cup” of
Not-Good-but-hot Coffee
Drank it up before I realized
Damn it, It’s Caffeine Free
This Shit only happens to me?
Daylight is hurting my eyes
The noise hurts my head
As I hurry through my day
So I can retreat to bed
The Hours drag on without me
I’m dreaming I go open up the door
Good God What do I see
A counter top full of
Mountain Dew, Cola
And a Giant tin of Roasted Coffee
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