Tyler Phillips (Malfargous)'s Blog – September 2009 Archive (1)

PENGUIN



2193











If I were a penguin, I would have to save the world. In 2193, World War IV has broken out over the world chair supply. The newly made undead Mr. Rodgers, with a body made of pencils, has taken the worlds chairs by means of a secret experiment of his known as Elbow Pudding. Luckily, I, Kerlaus the Penguin, will use my power to turn into a pair of safety scissors to fight this threat to the world. Hopefully, the world will be… Continue