randomness (in a can)

PENGUIN

2193





If I were a penguin, I would have to save the world. In 2193, World War IV has broken out over the world chair supply. The newly made undead Mr. Rodgers, with a body made of pencils, has taken the worlds chairs by means of a secret experiment of his known as Elbow Pudding. Luckily, I, Kerlaus the Penguin, will use my power to turn into a pair of safety scissors to fight this threat to the world. Hopefully, the world will be saved!

In 2193, chairs are the major world trade. Chairs are higher in value than diamond and gems. As you read this, you are most likely sitting in a chair, you sick person. In your time, chairs are everyday things, but now we only have posters to sit on. Enjoy your chairs while you can.

Rodgers has used the power of mutant coat hangers to bring himself to life. The only problem is that he can only come back in the form of pencils. He then used his knowledge in Teapotology to make Elbow Formula 12, then he form a union with the Asian Pudding Industry. There, he lived and ran a local factory, and put his formula into the pudding. Its up to me, Kerlaus the Penguin, to save the world!

I flew to his notebook palace on my toaster, but the shrimp weren’t done, but I had invisible ink with me. I ripped through the roof of the palace, knocking down several flamingoes in the process. Immediately, he shot me with his recyclable toga gun. I fell, only to surprise him by turning into a pair of safety scissors, thus turning him into a deli. The world’s chair problem is back in order, but you should never cook a swim.