Jessica Neate's Blog – April 2016 Archive (1)

Oofty Goofty limped around

“Oofty Goofty” was the sound

When he ate the donated meat

Under tar and hair of horse, unable to sweat in the roasting heat

Oofty Goofty craved bystanders

Thus the name “The wild man of Borneo” was coined by this crazy highlander

But that attempt at rough fame did not pay any rent

So he advertised a chance to hit him for a couple o’ cent

After all his fame had gone

Oofty Goofty was took up on his offer by John

Professional…