Oofty Goofty

Oofty Goofty limped around
“Oofty Goofty” was the sound
When he ate the donated meat
Under tar and hair of horse, unable to sweat in the roasting heat
Oofty Goofty craved bystanders
Thus the name “The wild man of Borneo” was coined by this crazy highlander
But that attempt at rough fame did not pay any rent
So he advertised a chance to hit him for a couple o’ cent
After all his fame had gone
Oofty Goofty was took up on his offer by John
Professional bodybuilder, noticeable by pose wearing skin-coloured tights
John. L. Sullivan went to great heights
He hit Oofty Goofty with a billiard (c) cue and three vertebrae were fractured as a result
Then for the rest of his life since the assault
Oofty Goofty limped around