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Welcome, Justin Henry!

My 80s rap lyrics

I'll take you on a trip to when the dinosaurs roamed,
No wait that aint right, ronald reagan's on the phone,
so my time machine came up just a little bit short,
And I landed in the eighties when atari was a sport.

I glance to my left and whatever do I see?
who's wearing parachute pants, oh yeah that would be me.
I'm rockin a flat top and some sweet slitted shades
And I'm rollin on some skates, no wait, they're rollerblades.

My man Dr. Mario was staring at me,
And a guy named Hammer was my favorite MC.
You know it might sound silly, but you better listen Bub,
Fraggle Rock was the BOMB, and so was Breakfast Club.

The music synthesized and I cried for its demise,
Til Rhett and Link brought it back on their social website.
I'd almost given up on my love for Debbie Gibson,
But New Kids on The Block came back and that has got me wishin'
That it might turn around for all the 80s has beens,
Like hypercolor t-shirts and those sweet troll doll pens.

So when I get back into 2009, I'm cleanin out my closet
And its gonna be fine
When I roll up on my moped to work and see my boss,
and I'm rockin my peg jeans, swatch watch and high tops

He'll say you better go back home and change into a suit,
And I'll tell him that I'd rather sit around in jelly shoes.

So this right here's my ode to the greatest of 10 years
I really miss you 80s, but I won't shed no more tears.

I won't shed no more tears...its the 80s yeah.


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    80s CBE Entry

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At 4:21pm on October 3, 2010, ŽaltysEglė said…
At 11:20am on October 10, 2009, Jack Stevenson The RowelPyranto said…
Nice rap,
At 1:45pm on October 9, 2009, ✞JeanWifeMoMhorphin✞ said…
At 2:02pm on October 2, 2009,
Congrats on the selection of Chiasquatch as Link's official RandLer - - so I wonder . . . what does it look like?

At 9:58pm on October 1, 2009, Rachel (Zagalope) said…
Congrats for....naming Link...:) I agreed that yours was best.
At 9:21am on September 30, 2009, Sams-o-nite said…
lol swammy may be good too
At 1:17pm on August 11, 2009, Robin Dufilho (Puck) said…
Happy birthday!
At 3:59pm on August 10, 2009, Ben Burton (Mr. Frumious) said…
Happy Birthday, matie!! ARRGHHHH!!!!
At 4:36pm on July 23, 2009, Nigel (The reverse Centaur) said…
Cool man thanks a lot!! :)

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