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I felt the strong urge to share this with you all, considering how utterly odd it was! I have two dogs, a doberman pinscher named Ripley, and a pit bull named Jasper. I need to walk them both at different times because they are so strong. I was walking Ripley just yesterday and some girl walking a Maltese looks at Ripley with "the death glare" and mumbles something. "Excuse me?" I say, stopping quickly in the middle of the sidewalk. "You're dog looks like a ham!" she said, rolling her eyes…

I was just sitting in class today, with my face buried in a book, minding my own business, when the girl sitting next to me is talking to her friends and she's all like "For once I'm actually reading a book!" and her friends are all like "Congrats! I'm so happy for you!" and I pull my head out my book and I'm all like "You should read books more often then. You're a teenager, and you're bragging about reading a book? Shouldn't that be like a regular thing or something?" but of course, i…