WYOMING!!! Anybody?

YEAH WYOMIIING! We got Yellowstone and rocks and cows and trona mines! People? Nah, we ain't got any of those. But if you want picturesque mountain vistas, quiet, and a 0% state tax fee, come to Wyoming! Anybody from Kemmerer? Superior? Afton? No? Well, I'm not from any of those places anyway. But if Rhett and Link decide to drive through the continent again, they should take I-80 so they can pass by my town and see the Palisades.

Also, we do NOT ride horses to school, not very many people wear cowboy hats (unless you're from REALLY small towns like Manilla or McKinnen), and we usually don't have a draaaawl. At least I don't.

So anybody from Wyoming? Anyone at all? I'm not expecting this thread to get many hits.