Cassandra (Slobber Cobber)'s Page

So, in college, I have to write a paper. About a commercial. Fellow mythical beasts, what comes to your mind when someone awesome commercials are discussed? Rhett and Link's crazy local commercials, of course! Naturally, that was my conclusion as well. My instructor wasn't to keen on my choice of The Red House commercial, but I ignored her warnings and wrote my paper.

The assignment was to write a rhetorical analysis of the commercial, which is a fancy way of saying I had to dissect…

Wow, that was unexpected. What a warm reception, that just makes my little heart feel all fuzzy like a tribble. Thanks for the cool comments, I'll definitely be running around here some.

So here I am feeling a little weird about being involved in the inerwebs for the first time in a long time. The last time I was truly interactive in anything was when I was 13 on Gaia Online. Yeah. But anyway, now I must tell you of my mythical beast name.

When I was a wee tot living in the…

Hahaha it's like, late at night and I'm pretty tired, but here we go. I am Cassandra. I would give you my nickname but it'd just be mispronounced and I would get frustrated so just call me Cassandra. I live close to the middle of nowhere, but I like it that way. Why am I here? Well, a few months ago my little sister started seeing his guy who is named after a geological phenomena, and we were watching youtube videos one day. He is a lover of rap, so he showed us the epic rap battle, along…