CHUCK NORRIS FANS

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Comment by Lace-O-Base on November 18, 2009 at 3:21pm

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live

K-Mod Comment by Gumbo123 on November 18, 2009 at 10:30am

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer . . . too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

Comment by Lace-O-Base on November 17, 2009 at 9:12pm

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Comment by Lace-O-Base on November 17, 2009 at 8:31pm

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

K-Mod Comment by Gumbo123 on November 17, 2009 at 5:39pm

"Who is Chuck Norris?" is the correct response to every question on Jeopardy, regardless of category. . . unfortunately, if you should be silly enough to ask "Who is Chuck Norris?", then Alex Trebek would have to deliver a roundhouse kick to the groin and take all of your winnings.

K-Mod Comment by Gumbo123 on November 17, 2009 at 5:33pm

Finally, the EXACT answer has been deduced:

Comment by Lace-O-Base on November 17, 2009 at 4:54pm

Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants

Comment by Lace-O-Base on November 17, 2009 at 12:55am

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

K-Mod Comment by Gumbo123 on November 16, 2009 at 3:53pm

from my entry in the Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Cowboys debate - - the cowboy would obviously win based on weaponry (Winchester 30-30 against a sword or throwing star? I mean, really?!?!), unless of course the ninja has a pair of the ultimate NunChucks:

Comment by Hannah Harris (Ixia) on November 16, 2009 at 1:56pm

Chuck Norris rocks! "The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is."

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