CHUCK NORRIS FANS

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Comment by ✞JeanWifeMoMhorphin✞ on October 26, 2010 at 6:19pm

Comment by Adrian Ar (AddeR) on October 11, 2010 at 1:14am

Someone threw a boulder into the window of my basement. Only one person can throwing stuff into a window of a room built underground, Chuck Norris.
*Respect Him*

Comment by Harrison R(lego-monkey) on October 7, 2010 at 4:19pm

chuck norris has counted to infinity...twice

chuck norris can read lady gaga's poker face

chuck norris' round house kick is faster than the speed of light so if you turn on the light your dead before it gets to you

on the first day god said "Let there be light" then chuck norris said "say please"

when chuck norris does a push up he isn't pushing himself up he is pushing the world down

chuck norris knows the last digit of pi

Comment by Harrison R(lego-monkey) on October 7, 2010 at 4:06pm

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

on chuck norris's birthday one lucky kid gets slected at random to be thrown to the sun

when chuck norris donates blood he asks for a knife and a bucket

chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him

chuck norris and mr.t walk into a bar...then the bar explodes because the level of awesomeness can not be contained in one building.

when the boogy man goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris

chuck norriss's tears can cure cancer...to bad he has never cried

K-Mod Comment by Gumbo123 on October 7, 2010 at 11:48am

The true reason why GOOGLE can't find Chuck Norris? Because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, CHUCK NORRIS FINDS YOU!

Comment by William (Shiro-bozu) on September 30, 2010 at 1:53pm

Whoo Chuck Norris!

Comment by ✞JeanWifeMoMhorphin✞ on September 26, 2010 at 9:11pm

From a poster in Texas.

Comment by ✞JeanWifeMoMhorphin✞ on September 26, 2010 at 9:11pm

if at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors and scissors beast paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. When you say "no one's perfect," Chuck Norris takes this ass personal insult.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris was an only child...eventually.

Chuck Norris supplements his already substantial income be selling his beard trimmings to the local police department to be used as bullet-proof vests.

Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday is just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris has never won an academy Award for acting...because he's not acting.

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.

There's an order to the universe:space, time, Chuck Norris...Just kidding. Chuck norris is first.

We don't know id Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.

Chuck Norris has to use stunt doubles for crying scenes.

Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendants are know today as giraffes.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood, Just never his own.

Chuck Norris doesn't breath; he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

Comment by sam r (flashlading) on September 11, 2010 at 9:12am

some kids pee their name into snow chuck pees his in concrete

Comment by sam r (flashlading) on September 11, 2010 at 9:09am

i mean click im feeling lucky after you type it in

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