Sorry for repost, but this is what i said on youtube:
I'd rather have the squirrel because no one would f*ck with you when you go to the bad part of town to buy some pot. They'd be like "Gih me yo money, crackuh" and i'd be like "The FUCK'd you just say?! I gotta rabid squirrel son!! don't f*ck with me, or he'll give your nuts rabies!!"
Completley unrelated, but I was visiting Campbell today and I saw you guys a couple of times and I was all like "hey it's Rhett and Link!" you seemed to be busy so I didnt say hi or anything, so Im just letting you know that you made my day! Also, I would tottally yell IM SQUIRELLY!!!!!!!! I might do this anyway now, it sounds awesome.
Squirrelly, cuz it made me laugh when you demonstrated it.. just seems hilarious, and the squirrel thing would be so inconvenient because I have a dog and a cat and they both love chasing things and the squirrel would just antagonize them.