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Would you rather lose your clothes while using technology, or endlessly, loudly, and SMELLILY flatulate while using technology?

Would you rather have it so every time you interact with something technological (i.e. computers, cars, phones, etc.) your clothes disappear until you stop interacting with them (and every piece of clothing trying to conceal you disappears) and you have to yell "HAVE YOU SEEN MY CLOTHES!?". Or B: Every time you're interacting with something technological you have an endless fart that is extremely loud and smelly that you can't stop until you cease using the technology?

And I mean anything technological, keyboards, car keys, hand-held electric mixer, television, video camera, flashlight, ANYTHING that uses electricity. (Don't be pedantic, I know that technically human brains use electricity as well but I'm talking about things man-made. :P)

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Either way, I'd find an Amish family that would adopt me.
O.o *scratches head* I dun see this as an answer

JonASON. (kraken) said:
uuumm... no?
haha! i'm with you! so, we could eliminate BOTH options! =P

Jenny (the Hippogriff) said:
Either way, I'd find an Amish family that would adopt me.
The clothes, I think... Both are really bad. :P
umm.. i'll stick to eating potatoes on this one..
I'd go nekkid. I would find a way to make my life like the Austin Powers intro, where I'm conveniently behind something that covers my naughty bits every time I answer my cell. I think the farts would be WAY too distracting.
I'd have to go naked considering I'm not always warring cloths when I use techknology also i think being naked is fun. My only exeptions to this would be prison and guys locker room.
the clothes... i'd just stay in my room...

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